As even the folks at the Abhayagiri Buddhist Monastery have heard by now, Beyoncé and longtime boyfriend Jay-Z got hitched on Friday. Only we have an exclusive look at a few of the wedding cards they’ve received from friends and family:
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when you get tired of all that perfection;
April 7th, 2008 at 11:15 amturn all your charm in my homely direction.
Could this have been a pop fiction wedding? Just sayin!
April 7th, 2008 at 11:32 ampapa knowles is probably going to sell the wedding pictures and give them a small cut of the profits for a wedding gift!
April 7th, 2008 at 12:08 pmFlipping hysterical. I loved the J-Hud one…and whatever happened to her anyway?
April 7th, 2008 at 1:04 pmhahaha these congrats cards are hilarious!
April 7th, 2008 at 3:01 pmThe Jamie Foxx bit was the best.
April 7th, 2008 at 3:58 pmA razor sharp tongue…with the heart of a poet. Gotta admire that kind of wit.
April 7th, 2008 at 8:41 pmGenius! Love it.
April 8th, 2008 at 8:38 am