“I should’ve put some EVOO on my breasts to make them look extra yum-o!”
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Dear God, that cleavage can’t be natural!
April 8th, 2008 at 2:18 amI agree, Eize. Sitting a bit high, ain’t they?
April 8th, 2008 at 5:02 amBotox for eyebrows.
She has a high, barrel chest. And airbrushed cleavage.
April 8th, 2008 at 5:54 amSweetie never minds looking filthy.
April 8th, 2008 at 5:55 amok, I get my fashion tips from brittany, so you can’t generally go by me, but, even I know not to wear sleeves that accentuate one’s linebacker shoulders.
April 8th, 2008 at 6:11 amYou know the fucking world is coming to an end when Rachael Ray has her own brand of olive oil called EVVO and she is writing a book called YUMMO!!!
Check it out here:
http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Yum-o/Rachael-Ray/e/9780307407269/?delay=y&PV=y&cds2Pid=18016&linkid=1147998
They did a parody of her on the big gay sketch show. I really hope they do a parody where she is giving a guy head and after he shoot is load, she yells, Yum-o!!!! I think that would be appropriate.
April 8th, 2008 at 6:20 amSomeone has done a hilarious video of RR teaching a sex education class. I couldn’t find it again, but you can check out the snark level on RRsux.com.
April 8th, 2008 at 8:15 amDK: OMG that’s filthy and funny, I like!
April 8th, 2008 at 8:35 amVern: Actually the English men’s rugby team are looking to sign her up - with those shoulders she’d be a fine addition to the defensive line despite the fact that rugby players do not wear helmets or padding. She can do the yum-o!!!! bit in the communal showers afterwards.
The hubby looks even more like a callow knave than usual.
Oh my Vern, too funny.
April 8th, 2008 at 9:09 amDon’t people believe in cami’s anymore?
April 8th, 2008 at 9:44 amBunky like little melons.
April 8th, 2008 at 11:00 amhideous cleavage.
i’d rather wear a tent than look like this
April 8th, 2008 at 11:01 amAww, Rachel let her niblets show! Thank God she’s not wearing her mom jeans for once.
April 8th, 2008 at 11:27 amAnyone saw where she left her bra?
April 8th, 2008 at 11:31 ami think she put her dress on backwards.
April 8th, 2008 at 11:33 amhaha ewww, I bet she has a recipe for yummo jizz on cheetos
April 8th, 2008 at 12:29 pmI have heard rumors about her having had her tits done up or stuffed.
April 8th, 2008 at 2:29 pmKisses British Bitch! Why do a get a sneaking suspicion the English Rugby team wouldn’t want her in the communal shower? However, with that wide ass mouth of hers, she could probably tea bag the entire team. Maybe she would yell, “eye ball it boys!!!!” Before they did that rugby huddle around her and gave her the family jewels of the sea.
Oh sweet Jesus, Mother of God! Look at her tits in this other picture on http://www.perezhilton.com/.
They lifted her tits to kingdom come.
April 8th, 2008 at 2:54 pmWtf? The top of her chest… Did someone..? No, I don’t want to know.
April 8th, 2008 at 3:10 pmPoor little RR, trying so hard to emulate Beyonce.
April 8th, 2008 at 3:10 pmThere are just some dresses that should be worn backwards.
April 8th, 2008 at 9:39 pmIt’s also best not to tuck your huge pendulous tits under your armpits and then duct tape them in place. NASTY.
April 9th, 2008 at 11:37 pmThose sorry knockers seem to migrating to either side of her chest– similar to Tori Spelling’s eyes to the sides of her head.
April 10th, 2008 at 5:05 am