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Our most embarrassing export since David Hasselhoff, Paris Hilton, reportedly kept the locals amused during her recent visit to South Africa, where she accompanied her boyfriend du jour, Benji Madden.
The couple was in town for the My Coke Fest music event, which sounds like it would be popular with musicians such as Amy Winehouse and the recently jailed Pete Doherty.
A hotel spy revealed:
“Every time Paris saw something she liked, like a woman’s dress, she would ask how much it was. That included a cheetah she saw at an animal park. She asked how much it was and said, ‘If I bought a cheetah, would it run away from me or could I keep it?’”
According to Circus Hour sources, the locals responded, “Um, if it had any sense, it would most certainly run away from you.”
Paris can do whatever she like with Bunky for free.
April 8th, 2008 at 10:57 amThese Madden boys are strictly from Huuu…uuunger. Gotta be starving to want them… (Not like they’re George or anything).
April 8th, 2008 at 10:59 amBunky needs to realize Paris is no good for him!
April 8th, 2008 at 11:21 amBunky, Paris would be OK for you if she ONLY had fleas. It’s the other suprise gifts you don’t want.
April 8th, 2008 at 11:27 amhilarious, cptwilly.
just what her dogs need-a cheetah thrown into the cage with them.
April 8th, 2008 at 11:31 amTwo words:
April 8th, 2008 at 12:05 pmDumb bunny.
looks like she’s heimliching that bear to death …
April 8th, 2008 at 12:11 pmthey should’ve been like, “Who knows, Paris, why don’t you go pet the cheetah and see if it likes you? maybe stick one of the babies in your backpack? here, put this sausage in your pocket for good luck.”
seriously, locals– it’s worth a try.
April 8th, 2008 at 12:17 pmSo now Paris likes pussy? Just say no, kids.
April 8th, 2008 at 12:25 pmI don’t want Paris on my fucking team. It was horrifying enough seeing her at the Lword premier party hanging all over Kate Moennig. What the fuck? Kate, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?????? The rumor of her being on the Lword????? Shudder.
Maybe she will vanish into the Bush and never be heard from again. How many animals have suffered because of this bitch?
April 8th, 2008 at 2:23 pmWhen will we be free of these trust fund nobodies who are famous for being famous?
Really, it’s great fun to lampoon Hollywood folks, but at least most of them work for a living, whatever else they do to get publicity. Most of them have come from nowhere and nothing, and have gone from bit actors to whatever they are now. And they continue to work for a living. Because they have to.
Paris and Nicole and all that rich parent trash: exactly what have they ever contributed, other than gossip fodder?
Hey, I’m just askin’.
April 8th, 2008 at 3:02 pmWell, we all know she can SELL Pussy.
April 8th, 2008 at 3:04 pmSth about her (her face - the expression) reminds me of George Hamilton…. wierd
April 8th, 2008 at 3:07 pmYou say stupidity, Paris sees a solution that will solve her problem of owning too many pooches.
April 9th, 2008 at 12:49 amDoes no one else see the humor in an event involving Paris that is called “My Coke Fest”???? They shoulda had lohan there too. Paris probably thought this WAS a party at Lohan’s.
April 9th, 2008 at 9:56 am