Behold the Hello Kitty tombstone, perfect for any forward-thinking first grader or crazy cat lady (hey, why are you looking at ME?):
Some epitaphs that would really make this grave marker purr:
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"As funny as Jane Eyre!"
--National Life & People Enquirer of the World
"What year is it again?"
--Larry King, CNN


This puts my Snoopy casket to shame.
April 9th, 2008 at 3:05 pmCause of My Demise?
Cat. Scratch. Fever.
April 9th, 2008 at 3:33 pmMeeeeoooowwwww….. clunk.
April 10th, 2008 at 12:53 pm