Pop Quiz: Mischa Barton

Apr 9, 2008 | Tags:

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Mischa Barton is dressed like this because:

1) She’s preparing to take over the lead role in the American Pimp sequel;

2) Well, she needs to find some way to stay warm in L.A.’s chilly 70-degree weather;

3) She’s clearly STILL high;

4) She thinks “The O.C.” stands for “Ostentatious Cat”;

5) None of the above. Mischa looks like that because ____________.

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  1. scungilli says:

    she’s competing for the lead in “fat in the cat” …

  2. martini lover says:

    #3-definitely still high

  3. javelin says:

    wow, her face is totally channeling Heidi Fleiss! that’s a warning sign, mischa barton. but what kind of lame-ass home and garden pimp wears shoes like that?! disgraceful.

  4. Aine says:

    number 3.
    high ho!

  5. Annie says:

    #three
    her feet seem to have a clue about the weather, just hasn’t made it up to her head.

  6. Lucie_Sky_Diamonds says:

  7. frewt says:

    because tasteful is SO 5 minutes ago and ecclectic Ovine Inspired Sausage Legged Hippy Gangster IS the new black.

  8. It's British Bitch says:

    Frewt “ecclectic Ovine Inspired Sausage Legged Hippy Gangster IS the new black.” good on ya! That is genius.

  9. Miss Mezza says:

    Sandals and a fur-trimmed coat. Yeah.

  10. punkrockbeth says:

    Mischa BArton looks like this because __she sucks___.

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