LIONEL: Look, world! My daughter has cleavage now!
NICOLE: Dad really needs to stop talking about my breasts.
SOPHIA: I’m so happy Nicole had a baby! Now I can wear all her old clothes.
LIONEL: What a rack, huh? Am I right, or am I right?
NICOLE: [SIGHS] At least I’ve finally done something to make him proud.
SOPHIA: Um, what’s a girl gotta do to get some attention ’round here? I should talk to that Jamie Lynn Spears…
More from the ASCAP Pop Awards — or yet another gratuitous awards show — at the Kodak Theatre:
Sorry, JT just resembles a bad shot of Orlando Bloom in that picture. Same facial deformity. Except JT’s not all moody and depressed like Orlando.
April 10th, 2008 at 2:11 pmAre all of Lionel Richie’s progeny WHITE?
April 10th, 2008 at 7:08 pmEize, Lionel’s second wife, Diana Alexander, was white, so they’re “mixed” if you will…Nicole is actually part Latina (dad was Pete Escovedo, Sheila E.’s brother) who used to tour with Lionel, I believe. (Lionel & 1st wife Brenda adopted her)
April 10th, 2008 at 9:06 pmCandy, funny stuff! (Probably close to the mark, too LOL!)