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The faux rap star formerly known as Vanilla Ice — real name Robert Van Winkle, which explains why he goes by “Vanilla Ice” — was arrested last night at his Palm Beach home after an alleged altercation with his wife.
His wife, Laura, told police that he had kicked and hit her, but later told deputies he had only pushed her and that she wanted a divorce.
“He started yelling at me for going out to buy a bedroom set. In front of my daughter,” she reportedly told a deputy.
Vanilla Ice, who’s also starred in television shows such as VH-1’s “Where Are They Now?”, said his wife is bipolar and has argumentative episodes, and had thrown a picture frame from a rear balcony to the ground, where it shattered near him and their 8- and 10-year-old children. A case of Schlitz is also highly likely to have been involved, according to my cats.
Vanilla Ice has been wanted by authorities since 1990 for assaulting the world’s ears with “Ice, Ice Baby.” Sources claim Candy once went to his concert, but Candy was too busy hiding her head in shame to comment on the allegations.
du calme, candy, he was a fun performer to watch … tailored muscle pants and all …
April 11th, 2008 at 9:54 am[i]A case of Schlitz is also highly likely to have been involved, according to my cats.[/i]
Hahahaha! I’m gonna start crediting my cats, too. It sounds a little bit less crazy than blaming the voices in my head.
April 11th, 2008 at 10:22 amwhy, when i look at him, does “chinny, chin, chin” come to mind?
April 11th, 2008 at 11:17 amhis hair looks like it was chewed off by a beaver, who then vomited on his chin.
April 11th, 2008 at 12:58 pmI’m seeing “Dumb and Dumber” here.
April 11th, 2008 at 1:28 pmDude’s got a little wonk-eye goin’ on.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:31 pmmrs. van winkle???
April 11th, 2008 at 9:33 pmi’d call the police too when i got sober enough to realize that mistake.
This is not good. But his 2001 arrest (also for domestic) mug shot is much worse:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/vanwinklemug1.html
April 11th, 2008 at 11:30 pmDouche with a bad haircut…
April 12th, 2008 at 8:09 am“Word to your mother” Candy!!
April 12th, 2008 at 8:48 amI was forced to see New Kids on the Block by my fat cousin who was 11 at the time.
And yes, I was recognized once there.
I was so humiliated.
Now, I wouldn’t care, but then it was tragic.
I agree with you Javelin. His facial hair looks like a pubic thatch on his chin. Barf!!!
April 12th, 2008 at 9:02 amIBB, that earlier mug shot just confirms it: He has serious hair issues. And maybe a little bit sociopathic tendencies as well.
April 12th, 2008 at 11:01 amDr.L - or maybe he’s just broke these days so his wife pops a bowl on his head and snips around it? Sociopathic tendencies - yes- look at the insane grin and wonk eye.
DK: He needs to talk to Adnan Ghalib and see how real douche facial hair is done in time for his next mug shot.
April 12th, 2008 at 11:23 amI would beat him just for having the soul patch.
April 12th, 2008 at 5:24 pmKind of creepy that he’s smiling in both mug shots.
After viewing both MUGshots, I will now bleach my eyes. The mangs, the mangs! The wonky eye!
April 12th, 2008 at 9:52 pmIt just occurred to me…if Ice & Wonky Hilton mated…the chances are 50-50 they’d get a double-wonk-eyed spawn…
April 13th, 2008 at 1:31 pmsorry…too much coffee from the Mouse post caused that double-post…
April 13th, 2008 at 1:32 pmrocking the Herman Munster ‘do Van my man.
April 14th, 2008 at 7:03 pm