Matthew Gibeault, I’d like you to meet my readers. Readers, I’d like to introduce you to my new boyfriend, Matthew…
Now, Matty and I only just met this morning on Mugshot du Jour, but I’m quite certain it was love at first sight. According to Idaho police reports — otherwise known as A PACK OF LIES, ALL LIES! — Matty was arrested for drug paraphernalia possession. However, I know in my heart that Matty and his sexstache are guilty of only one thing: being too damn hot.
Well, that, and probably of tying a young woman to some train tracks.
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April 13th, 2008 at 3:50 pmAunt J is jealous of your sexy boyfriend.
April 14th, 2008 at 11:28 amMatt is my room mate. he’s a good guy when he’s not breaking the law and causing trouble down town. lol
we’re running a photoshop contest for his mugshot on my site this week, check it out…
April 14th, 2008 at 11:41 amhttp://www.photochopz.com/gallery/showgallery.php/cat/668
lol, check out this entry…
April 14th, 2008 at 11:48 amhttp://www.photochopz.com/gallery/data/668/criminal_matt.jpg