Sideshow Candy is a video blog lampooning celebrity antics and entertainment.
Week of April 14, 2007 low/highlights: Ashlee Simpson gets a ring; Katie Couric gets the boot; and porn star wannabes get an education.
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katie should hire you to be her manager!
great job as always, candy. i was having a boring sunday and needed a laugh.
April 13th, 2008 at 5:11 pmI saw that future Porn Camp attendee credit!!!
April 13th, 2008 at 7:16 pmI bet you’ll graduate Summa Cum Laude!!! And I do emphasize the “Cum” part!!!
April 14th, 2008 at 1:45 amSo how long have you wanted to be a porn star, Candy?
April 14th, 2008 at 7:51 amEver since my parents named me after one, Dr. L!
April 14th, 2008 at 9:31 amD’oh. Well, I guess I owe you a tip, then.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:30 amhahaha, that frog prince drawing really cracked me up. Jay Z looks downright pissed. Your Katie suggestions were truly inspired. I can imagine Heather Locklear (in a ‘Team Heather shirt) saying something about airport delays while viewers scramble to text in their vote for funniest celebrity mugshot of the day.
April 14th, 2008 at 1:07 pmCandy…you and Dr. L are funny!!! I was laughing my ass off at that dialogue. Truly brilliant!!!
April 14th, 2008 at 1:22 pmWtf at the apocolhowverit’sspelt. Disney can not keep making HSM movies forever. The 3rd one is a graduation movie which will be out later this year, so what’s 4? Like Home Alone 3 with different people?
April 14th, 2008 at 9:41 pmI had the same reaction when I first learned of HSM 4.
April 14th, 2008 at 9:44 pm