Pop Quiz: Paris Hilton’s Hair Extensions

The most awesome part about Paris Hilton’s fake hair, “The Bandit,” is:

1) It’s got the same name as a dog with its own MySpace page;

2) Free crabs with each purchase!;

3) “Every Time” is spelled incorrectly;

4) Raquel Welch is gonna have to bust a cap in Paris’ ass now;

5) None of the above. The most awesome part is ____________.

P.S. — As you know, I’m currently in Barcelona, which is why I’m updating less frequently. I know… excuses, excuses! But I promise I’ll return to the regularly scheduled fun-making next week.

P.P.S. — I actually don’t have a P.P.S., but I enjoy writing it because it reminds me of note-passing in seventh grade Algebra. Which is why I still don’t know what the hell a binary operation is.

P.P.P.S — Did you know that there is a proper P.S. etiquette?  Huh.  The useless things you learn on the Internet!  (Also see:  This blog)

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