R.I.P. Paw Paw

1995  - 2008

Martha Stewart’s beloved 60-pound chow, Kublai Khan Paw Paw Chow Chow Chow (*PAUSE HERE TO CATCH BREATH*), has died of renal failure.  Paw Paw was almost 13, managing to avoid those awkward teenage years.

Paw Paw is survived by his mother, Martha, his siblings, Sharkey and Francesca, and many embarrassing photographs that he sweetly tolerated.  (See:  Above donkey Halloween costume.)

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1. It's British Bitch says:

   Awww poor Kublai, may he rest in a stately pleasure dome in Xanadu. I’m relieved you mentioned that was a Halloween costume, otherwise I’d think the poor dog was humped to death by an Eyore costume wearing furries fetishist.

   April 16th, 2008 at 5:46 pm

2. Moonlight Dancer says:

   LMAO! @IBB

   I always wondered about Winnie the Pooh, now I am going to wonder about Eyore too.

   April 17th, 2008 at 11:30 am

3. It's British Bitch says:

   Thanks Moonlit Dancer - Niiiice avatar, I love it. Tigger is the one that has always concerned me. He’s just so hyper, like Bindi Irwin in a Tiger suit. *shudder*

   April 17th, 2008 at 8:27 pm

4. Moonlight Dancer says:

   Thanks IBB. It’s my very own drama monkey.

   April 20th, 2008 at 9:55 am

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