Because You Deserve to Procrastinate Today…

Apr 17, 2008 | Tags:

I am currently in Barcelona, where she’s contracted a stomach flu that, well, has made her very acquainted with the bathroom facilities. So here are a few stories in the blogosphere to keep you entertained today while I hug the bathroom floor…

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Come on down, Stephen King! You’re on “Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians!” [MWLLOL]

Papa Joe unsuccessfully peddling Ashlee Simpson’s (nonexistent?) baby pictures for $1 million. But the laughter coming out of the OK! magazine offices? Priceless. [Dlisted]

Sign of the apocalypse: Britney Spears hits the recording studio and gym. [Celebitchy]

Fred Durst is on a highly successful pro-aging regimen. [Celebrity Dirt]

Tori Spelling says she’s a gay icon. Somewhere, Judy Garland is rolling over in her grave. [Gabby Babble]

American Idol update. All I want to know is, did Sanjaya win yet? No? How ’bout Clay Aiken? [popbytes]

Heartwarming family story of the day: Kanye West says he likes big mammary glands because he was breastfed too long. [POTP]

Disney Princes Gone Wild. [Film Experience]

Ed Norton turns green over tabloid speculation about behind-the-scenes Hulk drama. [Geno]

Michelle Rodriguez says people assume she’s a lesbian because she wears jeans a lot. Which is EXACTLY what tipped me off. Well that, and her girlfriend. [Hollywood Offender]

Zombie Strippers premiere attracts the fashionable starlets you would expect.  [Ayyyy!]

Candy has tea with a lonely space alien. Of course. [YouTube]

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