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WARNING: There is no safe place to rest your eyes in this post.
WARNING: No, really, I’m serious.
WARNING: Okay, don’t say I didn’t warn you…
[More of British "glamour model" and TV personality, Jodie Marsh]
It just don’t get any tackier than this.
Can’t decide what’s worse, the nearly-peeking-out nipples of the totally fake titties, or the fact that you can see the underwires at the cleavage.
Subtle as a sledgehammer, eh?
April 17th, 2008 at 5:44 ampersonally, i liked the ripped up bottom half.
April 17th, 2008 at 5:49 amnothin’ says false modesty like fringe!
I suppose this is what is considered sexy these days? I shall pass.
April 17th, 2008 at 6:18 amAh the art of sublety! I like that she’s also standing outside of a TGI Friday’s masters of nuanced flavors that they are. I think this might be some sort of performance art where the woman is the embodiment of a TGI Fridays appetizer ie… there’s no such thing as too much!
April 17th, 2008 at 7:03 amMiss Mezza, you is smart. Can I have some of your cheetos? The first thing I thought of when I saw her um, cleavage, was bowling balls falling on my head!
April 17th, 2008 at 7:42 amPernicious mid-back pain, much?
Dr. L.
April 17th, 2008 at 9:23 amsilver tranny ferocia
April 17th, 2008 at 11:00 amyou weren’t kidding about the warning.
April 17th, 2008 at 11:42 amDon’t go jogging in that outfit hon.
April 17th, 2008 at 12:04 pmThis morning I woke up and I found that my ass was missing. After a few moments of bemusement and then a severe anxiety attack, I decided my ass just didn’t walk away and hide by itself. My ass was stolen.
I than began a quest to find my ass. After looking through the garbage, the biohazard waste department of the hospital, sex shops, the organ donation society and the local medical school, I went to Goodwill, the Salvation Army, and all of the local flea markets. I then searched eBay and craigslist only to realize that I was so off and yet sooo close. So after doing an extended google search for “ass” then “ass used as a pair of tits”, I found my ass. My ass has a mystic tan now and a few stencils have been transposed upon it.
I am coming for you Jodie Marsh and it ain’t gonna be pretty.
April 17th, 2008 at 3:19 pmI am going to say someting nice. She has pretty eyes….I think….Hard to tell
April 17th, 2008 at 3:53 pmMidevil (by the way, i hope you pronounce the ‘evil’ part of your name like Peter Cushing in ’70s Hammer Horrors, ‘Eeeeee-vil’), my cheetos are your cheetos. Anytime!
In that earlier post i was gonna say ‘Jodi Marsh might as well lie naked on a skateboard with her legs spread wwwwwwwww—iiiiiiiiiii—-dddddddd—-eeeeeee and travel around like that coz that’s what she’s saying’ but i felt a bit mean about it. This chick isn’t even thirty. Why do they all end up with that hardened crackwhore skin?
The British would call her a ’slapper’, methinks. But hey, she’s lovin’ the attention.
Teeeheee, nice work, Demon K.
April 17th, 2008 at 6:01 pmDK, that’s awful! Call the lawyers! Do you have proof of ass ownership?
April 17th, 2008 at 6:09 pmROTFL @ DK
April 17th, 2008 at 7:04 pmThe partial nipple slip just completes the outfit. The amount of glamor in this photo almost made my head explode. I don’t know what else she could have done/worn. Exposed vagina?
April 17th, 2008 at 8:36 pmwow DK you’re a trouper if you can sleep through getting your ass stolen. I wake up at the slightest noise, thinking someone’s coming to kill me. and now I’ll be waking up thinking some bitch is coming to steal my ass.
April 17th, 2008 at 9:47 pmWow–”I’m trailer trash and PROUD of it”. You were right to warn us; my eyes hurt!
April 18th, 2008 at 4:00 amUmm…I meant to say, that PHOTO says to me “I’m trailer trash and PROUD of it”–not that I myself am trailer trash!
April 18th, 2008 at 4:04 amare we sure this isn’t a transsexual? looks like a man with lots of manufactured roundnesses …
April 18th, 2008 at 3:28 pmOoh yikes. Not a good look. It’s a shame, you know, because aside from the ridiculous bowling-ball boobs, orange spray tan, Sharpie-marker eyebrows, flourescent white teeth, horrible fashion, peroxide hair, nose job… oh… wait. I guess there’s not much left to be pretty, after all that…
April 19th, 2008 at 2:00 pmAt least, Demon Kitty,
April 19th, 2008 at 8:53 pmit may be said that you had a cute ass!
You know,
April 19th, 2008 at 8:54 pmBEFORE it got stolen!
Funny how she made herself look more like an ass by trying to put DK’s on her chest.
Kitty, I don’t know if you’re going to want it back now… it’s most likely been spooged all over countless times by balding t.v. execs.
April 20th, 2008 at 12:16 pmThanks Vern! Darlin! Jenn F, you are so right! My former butt crack would have been afflicted with truckloads of spooge.
April 20th, 2008 at 5:49 pm