Lourdes wishes mom Madonna would wear “normal” clothes. Hey, at least she’s not picking her up from school in a cone bra. (Yes, I’m talking to YOU, Mom!) [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
New York magazine caters to its pedophilia demographic. [Lainey]
Fergie rocks a bikini. Which doesn’t make me feel at ALL guilty about being on my second bag of popcorn. *AHEM* [POTP]
Kim Kardashian gets even with cottage cheese-brained Paris Hilton for “cottage cheese” booty remark. [Gabby Babble]
Posh and David Beckham look like they’re taking a little snooze while walking to Posh’s birthday party. [popbytes]
Hannah Montrampa: Miley Cyrus gets racy on MySpace. Again. [Celebrity Dirt]
Liz Hurley models swimwear line on boat that somehow traveled back in time to when Liz was 21 years old. [Celebrity Smack]
Mariah Carey booed by fans. They’ve obviously seen Glitter. [Geno]
I want to thank everyone who’s followed me around the blogosphere, from Holy Candy to Circus Hour to Candy Kirby — quite an adventure, I know! In response to those who have e-mailed me, I chose to launch this site, rather than return to Holy Candy, because I wanted to branch out beyond the “altar of the superficial” and also write about non-celebrity content, such as wacky news, sex humor and life observations. Seemed like a good way to get a fresh start, as well as take advantage of my funny-sounding name. The site will be slightly redesigned in the next week or so, but in the meantime, I hope you’ll pull up a chair and join the fun!
Here’s to more shared laughter and good times in cyberspace…
Candy
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Good to have you here!! I love this site!!
April 21st, 2008 at 9:50 pmCongratulations candy!!!
April 22nd, 2008 at 12:48 amCandy, Looking forward to the new site and more laughs.
April 22nd, 2008 at 5:57 amAunt J will follow you anywhere Candy!
April 22nd, 2008 at 8:12 ambig j will also follow you anywhere (that is until the restraining order takes effect)
April 22nd, 2008 at 8:30 amI liked Circus Hour, but not as much as Holy Candy, but I like Candy Kirby better than both combined…FYI.
April 22nd, 2008 at 8:49 amCandy, I don’t care where you blog as long as you keep writing. Please, do never stop!
April 22nd, 2008 at 9:23 amhey, i found you!
i agree with everything bv said. i love the new site. circus hour was fine but i didn’t look forward to reading it as much as i did with holy candy-and this blog has a great energy already! the banner with you on the tractor is a hoot. congrats.
April 22nd, 2008 at 10:13 amI like this bright, cheery look to the site. Fresh and new! Good luck Candy, looking forward to more fun and silliness here!
April 22nd, 2008 at 5:49 pmaw i miss holy candy! im sure you’re going to jazz this place up though! looking fwd to it!
April 22nd, 2008 at 7:19 pmCandy: this is your crazed Limey cyber-stalker and I have found you once again. *chuckles in a sinister way*. I have liked all 4 sites - HolyCandy, GOTA, Circus Hour and now this new site. Don’t really care where it’s posted so long as you keep writing and 14 keeps painting/drawing.
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:20 pm