Ode to Natural Beauty

Apr 21, 2008 | Tags: ,

When I think of natural beauty, I think of a freshly fallen snow. The NYC skyline at sunset. The upturn of Clooney’s mouth as he dreams of me.

And, of course, the most naturally beautiful wonder of all…

Study in Natural Beauty

… British “glamour model,” Jodie Marsh.

Related Posts:

Comments Leave a Reply      

9 Responses to “Ode to Natural Beauty”

Comments RSS

  1. danceswithpoodles says:

    Is she getting ready to go to a picnic funeral??

  2. frewt says:

    ahhh no one does ‘cheap slapper’ quite like those pommy girls.

  3. Eize says:

    The NBA wants those basketballs back, lady!

  4. Aine says:

    holy gazongas batman!

  5. Aunt J says:

    Aunt J is scared.

  6. martini lover says:

    she’ll be fine if her plane ever crashes into the ocean.

  7. librarian kathleen says:

    Dear Jodie: Have you met Coco?

  8. It's British Bitch says:

    DancesWithPoddles: Picnic Funeral! Too funny. What is up with that natty toque hat? I don’t know where to start on the gingham bodice.

  9. It's British Bitch says:

    Frewt: Why thank you. Jodie is from Cheap Slapper Central in Pommland - Essex. Although it was for a good cause I find the photos of her not wearing makeup recently hilarious as it reveals that she has a face like a blind cobbler’s thumb.

Leave a Reply

Comment a lot? Register here. Already registered? Login here.

Want your own gravatar? Get one here.



Candy on Twitter My cat won't stop using the dresser as his personal scratching post. Karma's biting me in the ass from the Cattail-Pulling Incident of 1979. 2 hrs ago





Candy Kirby
And Now This Word from Eva Mendes and Scarlett Johansson…
Sign of the Apocalypse #7452
Breaking: Young Girls Lose Primary Source of ‘Ho-spiration!
Brain Candy: Thursday Edition
Invasion of the Hollywood Babies: Anne Heche Edition
Another Sesame Street Pal Bites the Dust for Madonna
Deep Thoughts by Debra Messing
Top 10 Non-Human Scene Stealers in Television History
Word of the Day: High-Waist-itis
Candy’s Helpful Holiday Shopping Guide
Candy Kirby - Fashion Police
Kourtney Kardashian: In Dire Need of Pants Education
Jessica Alba Jingles All the Way
Kim Kardashian is Extra-Layered
Scarlett Johansson Makes an Introduction
Who Wore It Best?
Geri Halliwell Butts into Children’s Award Show
Eva Green is Beginning to Look A Lot Like Christmas
Sadie Frost and Her Shadow
Jade Parfitt Gives a Nod to Her Roots
Sarah McLachlan: Not-So-Sweet Style Surrender
Candy goes to Washington
Sarkozy Demands You Don’t Do That Voodoo That You Do
Great Moments in Journalism: Larry King
The White House Tree Will Be Not-So-Well-Hung
Deep Thoughts by Hillary Clinton
Snap Judgment: President Bush Pardons Turkey for Last Time
The Duh Report: Hillary Clinton to Become Secretary of State
Mugshot Goodness: Obamaniacs Gone Wild!
Move Over, Paris and Nicole — Barack and Hillary Are the Hottest Frenemies Now
‘Slaughterhouse Rock!’ with Sarah Palin
Ann Coulter is One Sexy Pin-Up Calendar Babe
Holy Candy
It\'s Candy TV