The United States of America. A great nation to which people flock because hard work is rewarded here. Also, because of our unparalleled technological advances such as the hands-free beer helmet.
And no one epitomizes the American Nightmare Dream more than Paris Hilton, who hasn’t let lack of discernible talent or passion for anything but herself get in the way of forging a career that can only be described as “You mean her fifteen minutes STILL aren’t over?”
Case in point: Despite getting investigated for having more dogs than brain cells and allegedly locking these pooches in closets, Paris has gotten her own reality show about — and I’m not making this up — dog grooming. Yes, she has signed a deal with Living TV to star in Paris’ Pooches, in which she will manage a beauty parlor for dogs in Bond Street, London.
I think I’ll stick with my beer helmet for more provocative entertainment.
The dogs should be cleaning HER!!
April 21st, 2008 at 10:36 amAwww now that poor dog has crabs…
April 21st, 2008 at 7:02 pmAunt J would rather watch a show called “Paris Hilton Goes to the Moon and Never Comes Back”.
April 22nd, 2008 at 8:13 amThis just in from Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary:
“That’s fucked up.” - Michael Vick
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:57 pm