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	<title>Comments on: Paris Hilton Wants to Groom Your Pet</title>
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	<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 22:29:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: It's British Bitch</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/21/paris-hilton-wants-to-groom-your-pet/#comment-9092</link>
		<dc:creator>It's British Bitch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 22:57:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This just in from Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary:

"That's fucked up." - Michael Vick</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This just in from Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary:</p>
<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s fucked up.&#8221; - Michael Vick</p>
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		<title>By: Aunt J</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/21/paris-hilton-wants-to-groom-your-pet/#comment-9001</link>
		<dc:creator>Aunt J</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:13:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Aunt J would rather watch a show called "Paris Hilton Goes to the Moon and Never Comes Back".</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Aunt J would rather watch a show called &#8220;Paris Hilton Goes to the Moon and Never Comes Back&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>By: Jenn F.</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/21/paris-hilton-wants-to-groom-your-pet/#comment-8979</link>
		<dc:creator>Jenn F.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 02:02:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Awww now that poor dog has crabs...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Awww now that poor dog has crabs&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: danceswithpoodles</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/21/paris-hilton-wants-to-groom-your-pet/#comment-8966</link>
		<dc:creator>danceswithpoodles</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:36:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The dogs should be cleaning HER!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The dogs should be cleaning HER!!</p>
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