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	<title>Comments on: Shia LaBeouf Can&#8217;t Get No Satisfaction</title>
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	<description>Humor columnist musing about news, life and, most importantly, the inexplicable appeal of coleslaw.</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 19:32:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: patrick</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/21/shia-labeouf-cant-get-no-satisfaction/#comment-13207</link>
		<dc:creator>patrick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 17:05:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>it seems like Shia LaBeouf's popularity has skyrocketed in the last year or so</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>it seems like Shia LaBeouf&#8217;s popularity has skyrocketed in the last year or so</p>
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		<title>By: danceswithpoodles</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/21/shia-labeouf-cant-get-no-satisfaction/#comment-8989</link>
		<dc:creator>danceswithpoodles</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 04:52:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I wouldn't want to run my hands through a Brillo pad either.  Ouch.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I wouldn&#8217;t want to run my hands through a Brillo pad either.  Ouch.</p>
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		<title>By: Moonlight Dancer</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/21/shia-labeouf-cant-get-no-satisfaction/#comment-8984</link>
		<dc:creator>Moonlight Dancer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 04:17:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Shia should get it while he can, because pretty soon the devil is going to come looking for the soul that Shia must have sold to become famous.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Shia should get it while he can, because pretty soon the devil is going to come looking for the soul that Shia must have sold to become famous.</p>
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		<title>By: Faylinn</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/21/shia-labeouf-cant-get-no-satisfaction/#comment-8981</link>
		<dc:creator>Faylinn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 03:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I know when I see a guy in beer goggles, my clothes fall off. Those men are just all types of class and elegance.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know when I see a guy in beer goggles, my clothes fall off. Those men are just all types of class and elegance.</p>
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		<title>By: Dr. L.</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/21/shia-labeouf-cant-get-no-satisfaction/#comment-8980</link>
		<dc:creator>Dr. L.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 02:34:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Beer goggles; PERFECT for getting the ladies to come home.  

OR, MAYBE, they heed your earlier advice  to skip on  his peen, due to insect-like qualities.  
Either way, brillo pad is best.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Beer goggles; PERFECT for getting the ladies to come home.  </p>
<p>OR, MAYBE, they heed your earlier advice  to skip on  his peen, due to insect-like qualities.<br />
Either way, brillo pad is best.</p>
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		<title>By: Zip</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/21/shia-labeouf-cant-get-no-satisfaction/#comment-8977</link>
		<dc:creator>Zip</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:43:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>All will be well!!! I'll post your site address on some other celeb news and gossip sites!!! Good luck!!! You Rock Candy!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All will be well!!! I&#8217;ll post your site address on some other celeb news and gossip sites!!! Good luck!!! You Rock Candy!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Candy</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/21/shia-labeouf-cant-get-no-satisfaction/#comment-8969</link>
		<dc:creator>Candy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Susan, look forward to seeing you around the site.

Thanks for your ongoing support, Zip.  You make a lot of valid points.  

Now if only I could overcome these darn technical difficulties to actually POST some stories today, we just may be back in business!

xoxo,
Candy</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Susan, look forward to seeing you around the site.</p>
<p>Thanks for your ongoing support, Zip.  You make a lot of valid points.  </p>
<p>Now if only I could overcome these darn technical difficulties to actually POST some stories today, we just may be back in business!</p>
<p>xoxo,<br />
Candy</p>
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		<title>By: Zip</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/21/shia-labeouf-cant-get-no-satisfaction/#comment-8968</link>
		<dc:creator>Zip</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:52:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'm sorry to see Circus Hour go but it seemed to be spliting your audience instead of concenrating it...or adding to it.

For the most part I'm a celebrity news, music, sex information and general news guy. Sex sells, and everybody loves the sexyness of sexed-up Hollywood and the music industry--it is just a fact. I think much has to do with people's need for escapism...giving us a chance to flee from the real world and distract ourselves with the glamorous life so that we can forget outr own mondane lives or compare our personal failings to others, especially celebrities--in that way, we seem, less freaky--less alone...and less the failure as individuals because other have it worse than even us. People like the fantasy.

Well, you have my fullest support Candy. You are onto something...I feel it. Something that could go very big!!! Keep up the good work!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m sorry to see Circus Hour go but it seemed to be spliting your audience instead of concenrating it&#8230;or adding to it.</p>
<p>For the most part I&#8217;m a celebrity news, music, sex information and general news guy. Sex sells, and everybody loves the sexyness of sexed-up Hollywood and the music industry&#8211;it is just a fact. I think much has to do with people&#8217;s need for escapism&#8230;giving us a chance to flee from the real world and distract ourselves with the glamorous life so that we can forget outr own mondane lives or compare our personal failings to others, especially celebrities&#8211;in that way, we seem, less freaky&#8211;less alone&#8230;and less the failure as individuals because other have it worse than even us. People like the fantasy.</p>
<p>Well, you have my fullest support Candy. You are onto something&#8230;I feel it. Something that could go very big!!! Keep up the good work!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Susan Kishner</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/21/shia-labeouf-cant-get-no-satisfaction/#comment-8967</link>
		<dc:creator>Susan Kishner</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:30:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nice writing style. I will come back to read more posts from you.

Susan Kishner</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nice writing style. I will come back to read more posts from you.</p>
<p>Susan Kishner</p>
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