While you’re slaving over a PowerPoint presentation that your boss is going to rewrite anyway or making sure your kid doesn’t use the dog as a teething ring, Elijah Wood is making millions for filming a sex scene… in spaghetti. No word on whether it was angel hair or spaghettoni.
Elijah said about his scene in The Oxford Murders:
“On the page it actually read a little bit silly and to make something like that seem fun and relaxed was quite difficult. But it was fun. I’d never had a sex scene in a film, so it was new ground for me.”
Not actual actors. A scene reenactment for CandyKirby.com by Charlie.
Now, I wouldn’t normally equate a wet noodle with good sex, but it may actually have potential. It’s clean, filling — and who doesn’t like some Italian in bed? (Isn’t that right, Hayden Pantytears?) Unlike, say, chocolate syrup which sounds enticing, but makes you even stickier than Orlando in August, and ends up ruining the brand new Calvin Klein sheets that you’d just saved your hard-earned pennies for MONTHS IN ORDER TO BUY, DAMMIT!
Or, um, so my mom tells me.
Could be dangerous if you get the penne confused with the penis.
April 22nd, 2008 at 2:37 pmcharlie is much cuter than elijah.
April 22nd, 2008 at 5:46 pmoy vey. First furries, now the topic of “sploshing” has come up.
April 22nd, 2008 at 7:22 pmCharlie’s obviously washed his hair much more recently than our little buddy from the Shire, too.
April 22nd, 2008 at 9:01 pmMmm, gotta love a guy with a bit of scruff and GIANT blue eyes!
April 23rd, 2008 at 7:31 amElijah: come out, come out, wherever you are!
April 23rd, 2008 at 7:34 am