David Beckham gets a back, sack and crack wax. Sounds like a dirty Dr. Seuss book. “I do not like hair on the back. I do not like hair on the sack…” [popbytes]
Your daily dose of “awwww”: Matt Damon with his daughter Isabella. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Ashlee Simpson performing on Leno. Which explains why she lip-syncs. [POTP]
Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton joint nuptials? Gag me with a wedding spoon. [Gabby Babble]
Miley Cyrus gets seven-figure book deal. Meanwhile, I made seven cents on Google ads today. Woo-hoo! [Celebrity Dirt]
On the next Jerry Springer: Lindsay Lohan yells at Ashley Olsen to stay away from her woman! [Cele|bitchy]
Real-life Mean Girls starring Emmy Rossum. [Lainey]
Susan Sarandon’s daughter follows in her esteemed boobsteps. Er, footsteps. [Fatback]
After seeing Richie Sambora’s mugshot, it’s easy to see why he gets all the hot chicks. [Celebrity Smack]
CNN personality Richard Quest in a Central Park Cruising Scandal. A docu-soap coming soon to Fox. [Ayyyy!]
Re: Beckham.
I do not like hair in my crack.
I do not like hair on my sack.
Hairy crack.
Hairy sack.
My hair is creeping up my back.
My wife is also on my back.
Ticky tack, icky rack.
We do not like her raving smack.
Ha, ha!
April 22nd, 2008 at 6:06 pmlibrarian kathleen, you are a genius!
The joint wedding? It’s NOT going to happen. *smug*
April 22nd, 2008 at 7:19 pmso umm the real life mean girls post..is from ny magazine, not lainey.
April 22nd, 2008 at 7:25 pmi think i have too much time on my hands
Brain Candy is Right! My head is about to explode!
April 23rd, 2008 at 7:39 amRight on, Librarian….right on. Let’s publish.
April 23rd, 2008 at 7:52 am