Apr
22
2008

No Deal, Low Ratings for President Bush

Filed Under: Political Fun & Other Oxymorons, Television

In what may very possibly be a Sign of the Apocalypse, the President of the United States appeared on the Howie Mandel-hosted game show “Deal or No Deal” last night. And, hey, why not? It’s not like he has more important responsibilities on his agenda right now.

President Bush pre-recorded a message in support of an Iraq War veteran who was a contestant on the show:

“I’m thrilled to be on ‘Deal or No Deal’ with you tonight. Come to think of it, I’m thrilled to be anywhere with high ratings these days. Howie, I don’t know if you’re free to come to come to Washington anytime soon, but I have to reach an agreement with Congress on the federal budget. How’d you like to host a $3 trillion ‘Deal or No Deal’?”

Ha, haaaa! Even funnier: The president’s cameo saddled the television show with its lowest ratings ever.

Well, at least he knew better than to appear on “Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?”

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  1. Jujupiter says:

    You’re joking right? It can’t be true… I mean… No… Hey, you are, like, 21 days late for April’s fools.

    Holy shit: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/television/news/e3ib126be14e01ab76887b2e94389e60897

    You are right!

    You are damn right! This is the end of the world!!!

  2. danceswithpoodles says:

    The only show on TV that he can actually follow.

  3. Indian, Please! says:

  4. martini lover says:

    “raw deal” is more like it.

  5. librarian kathleen says:

    Howie Mandel: ICK.

    GWB: ICK

    This show: Priceless.

  6. It's British Bitch says:

    Indian Please! LMAO *can’t breathe* *gasp* *begins chuckling again*

  7. Dr. L. says:

    I saw that on the telly and gave him the double bird. Simpering bastard.

  8. It's British Bitch says:

    Right on Dr.L. that guy is truly ballsy to go on TV in front of an Iraq vet. “Mission Accomplished” uh, huh.

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