Pop Quiz: Natalie Portman

This dog is taking a whiz on Natalie Portman because:

1) He saw The Other Boleyn Girl;

2) He’s marking his territory and Natalie is now his bitch;

3) He mistook a cut on her leg for a jellyfish sting;

4) He’s pissed Natalie chose THIS dude over him;

5) Hey, when in New York…;

6) None of the above. He’s taking a whiz on her because ____________.

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6 Responses to “Pop Quiz: Natalie Portman”

martini lover says:

#2

why couldn’t this happen to someone like paris hilton?
April 22nd, 2008 at 10:14 am
danceswithpoodles says:

#6-He thinks that’s how people say hi in Hollywood.
April 22nd, 2008 at 11:51 am
Indian, Please! says:

Um…because she already smelled like pee?
April 22nd, 2008 at 4:21 pm
librarian kathleen says:

Dogs just gotta have fun?
April 22nd, 2008 at 6:12 pm
frewt says:

The obvious: He mistook her for a (bean) pole.

Did you see her in ‘The Darjeeling Limited’? The girl is THIN.
April 22nd, 2008 at 6:44 pm
It's British Bitch says:

She’s crouching down like she is about to go wee-wee girlie style so …
2) He’s marking his territory and Natalie is now his bitch.
P.S. the dog in the background looks like (s)he might be sniffing her ass.

I wonder if she keeps a jar of peanut butter in the night stand? …. yes, I know, I know - I always take it too far. I’ll stop now.
April 22nd, 2008 at 7:36 pm