Comments on: Pop Quiz: Natalie Portman

By: It's British Bitch

It's British Bitch — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 02:36:46 +0000

She’s crouching down like she is about to go wee-wee girlie style so …
2) He’s marking his territory and Natalie is now his bitch.
P.S. the dog in the background looks like (s)he might be sniffing her ass.

I wonder if she keeps a jar of peanut butter in the night stand? …. yes, I know, I know - I always take it too far. I’ll stop now.

By: frewt

frewt — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:44:22 +0000

The obvious: He mistook her for a (bean) pole.

Did you see her in ‘The Darjeeling Limited’? The girl is THIN.

By: librarian kathleen

librarian kathleen — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:12:24 +0000

Dogs just gotta have fun?

By: Indian, Please!

Indian, Please! — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 23:21:49 +0000

Um…because she already smelled like pee?

By: danceswithpoodles

danceswithpoodles — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:51:02 +0000

#6-He thinks that’s how people say hi in Hollywood.

By: martini lover

martini lover — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:14:34 +0000

why couldn’t this happen to someone like paris hilton?