Remember those childhood days of buying Chips Ahoy baking fresh cookies for the school fundraiser so you could go on a field trip to the Museum of Medieval Torture Instruments or some other child-friendly place?
Well, be thankful that you were only forced to peddle baked goods, rather than your mom’s goodies:
These Spanish women did what any caring mothers would do — covered their crotches in tinsel and looked as happy about it as someone who’s about to get executed — for a calendar to raise money for their kids’ rural school. Unfortunately, their children’s psychological well-being isn’t the only thing that suffered as a result: the calendar wasn’t exactly a hit, so they’re now saddled with $16,000 in publishing debt and 5,000 unwanted copies.
i Dios Mio !
It’s a shame their kids won’t be able to visit the Museum of Exploding Toilets now [INSERT MOMENT OF PROPER SYMPATHY HERE] — but at least WE can have some fun at their expense (literally)! Woo-hoo!
More calendar goodies after the jump, including an entrant in CandyKirby.com’s Most Creative Use of Shoes category…
Santa Maria Birhen!
They watched Calendar Girls and tried to recreate their success, eh? Oi!
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:06 amOoopsie.
April 23rd, 2008 at 7:30 amThey couldn’t even smile?
April 23rd, 2008 at 7:41 amSign them up for NBC’s “MILF Island.”
April 23rd, 2008 at 7:47 ami’ll give them $16,000 to put their clothes back on.
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:35 amThe woman in the middle looks like she has a long tinsel penis.
April 23rd, 2008 at 1:25 pmGrownups are acting more like children than children. Where are the boundaries? Glad it flopped so there are no copycats.
April 23rd, 2008 at 4:36 pmSecond from the right looks extra overjoyed to be there. Gorge hair. Mmmmmnnnnn, thexy.
April 23rd, 2008 at 5:15 pm