Why, just the other day, I said to my cats, “You know what my breasts really need? Besides Clooney’s lovin’? Ashlee Simpson’s face!”
So you can imagine my glee — and my cats’ despair — upon learning Ashlee has answered my prayers and launched a collection of Wet Seal t-shirts featuring her mug as part of a promotional campaign for her new album:
Some celebrities have already offered their two cents’ on Ashlee’s new line:
“Eh, a little tacky for my taste.”
–Bai Ling
“Awesome! Do they come in an extra-extra-small?”
–Mariah Carey
“Mmmm… they feel as soft as her skin.”
–Papa Joe
great line by papa joe.
you know he’s waiting desperately for her underwear line.
April 22nd, 2008 at 1:08 pmBut can it make preteens look like hookers-in-training?
- Heidi Montag
April 22nd, 2008 at 1:23 pmOriginal nose not included.
April 22nd, 2008 at 2:39 pm“can i wear these with leggings?”
-lindsay lohan
April 22nd, 2008 at 5:47 pmGross.
April 22nd, 2008 at 6:27 pmBuy three, get $10 off a flat iron to share with your douche-bag fiancee.
April 22nd, 2008 at 7:24 pmI love that store, but that “line” is pure garbage, I wouldn’t pay that much for a blouse that will end up cleaning spilled milk or stuff because I would never wear it (except obvious falling head over heals drunk and high)
April 27th, 2008 at 12:44 pm