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	<title>Comments on: Wear Ashlee Simpson on Your Chest</title>
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	<description>Humor columnist musing about news, pop culture, observations and life as a chick with a stripper name.</description>
	<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 22:26:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: cacahuatita</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/22/wear-ashlee-simpson-on-your-chest/#comment-9690</link>
		<dc:creator>cacahuatita</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 19:44:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I love that store, but that "line" is pure garbage, I wouldn't pay that much for a blouse that will end up cleaning spilled milk or stuff because I would never wear it (except obvious falling head over heals drunk and high)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love that store, but that &#8220;line&#8221; is pure garbage, I wouldn&#8217;t pay that much for a blouse that will end up cleaning spilled milk or stuff because I would never wear it (except obvious falling head over heals drunk and high)</p>
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		<title>By: It's British Bitch</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/22/wear-ashlee-simpson-on-your-chest/#comment-9047</link>
		<dc:creator>It's British Bitch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 02:24:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Buy three, get $10 off a flat iron to share with your douche-bag fiancee.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Buy three, get $10 off a flat iron to share with your douche-bag fiancee.</p>
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		<title>By: midevil</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/22/wear-ashlee-simpson-on-your-chest/#comment-9041</link>
		<dc:creator>midevil</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:27:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Gross.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gross.</p>
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		<title>By: martini lover</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/22/wear-ashlee-simpson-on-your-chest/#comment-9030</link>
		<dc:creator>martini lover</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 00:47:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"can i wear these with leggings?"

-lindsay lohan</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;can i wear these with leggings?&#8221;</p>
<p>-lindsay lohan</p>
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		<title>By: danceswithpoodles</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/22/wear-ashlee-simpson-on-your-chest/#comment-9023</link>
		<dc:creator>danceswithpoodles</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 21:39:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Original nose not included.</description>
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		<title>By: Faylinn</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/22/wear-ashlee-simpson-on-your-chest/#comment-9021</link>
		<dc:creator>Faylinn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:23:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>But can it make preteens look like hookers-in-training?

- Heidi Montag</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>But can it make preteens look like hookers-in-training?</p>
<p>- Heidi Montag</p>
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		<title>By: big joe</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/22/wear-ashlee-simpson-on-your-chest/#comment-9020</link>
		<dc:creator>big joe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:08:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>great line by papa joe. 

you know he's waiting desperately for her underwear line.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>great line by papa joe. </p>
<p>you know he&#8217;s waiting desperately for her underwear line.</p>
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