Forget Juicy Couture track suits — my fellow Angelenos desperate for a street-side nap are now sporting Sarah Ross’ oh-so-flattering line of leisure jogging suits, which are, of course, made to counteract anti-sleeping benches and structures:
The titillating Web site description:
Archisuit consists of an edition of four leisure jogging suits made for specific architectural structures in Los Angeles. The suits include the negative space of the structures and allow a wearer to fit into, or onto, structures designed to deny them.
Free business development advice for Sarah Ross: If you’re ever looking to expand your line, you may want to create a suit for those looking to fit into the most-laid destination in Los Angeles: Paris Hilton. Extra padding will no doubt be required to fill the massive hole.
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i would like to see that first woman walk around in that suit.
April 22nd, 2008 at 5:45 pmAh, Los Angeles.
City of the falling (and fallen)angels.
Love it.
April 22nd, 2008 at 6:08 pmHaha thats funny haha. I cant believe they’re selling this.
April 22nd, 2008 at 8:06 pmDesigned to deny them? I think there’s a reason WHY.
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:20 amBe handy for people with narcolepsy though. Not sure they’d make much money however, as only around 200,000 people in the US have it. (yes, I’m a geeky analyst in the pharma industry).
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:55 pm