Kelly Clarkson Goes Au Snatchurel

Apr 23, 2008 | Tags:

Between you and me, one of my pet peeves is those hosts who make me take off my shoes upon entering their home — you know the kind of people I’m talking about — especially when I’ve failed to wear matching socks (which happens more than I care to admit). However, I’ve decided to start taking the request into stride — as long as the host is, um, WEARING CLOTHES unlike, say, Kelly Clarkson.

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US Weekly reports via MSNBC that Little Miss Independent is also Little Miss Buck Naked, walking around her home in the buff, no matter the circumstances — including not just when close friends are around, but even when her home is “filled with strangers for photo shoots or fittings.”

No shirt, no shoes, no problem!

Why? Well, “I just really like being naked,” Kelly apparently tells visitors.

There you have it. So next time you’re at Kelly’s, remember it’s BYOPFC (Bring Your Own Plastic Furniture Cover).

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  1. danceswithpoodles says:

    “Au snatchurel” is my new favorite phrase.

  2. Zip says:

    Is this a surprise? She was reportedly in a gay porn video where she played a nurse. She was not nude and did not particate in any pornographic activity, save for being in the film itself, which starred homosexual males. I saw a report alleging this shortly after Clarkson won Idol, and a brief clip showing her in the role.

    The story has since been covered-up by the industry…but, if she would do a bit part in a gay porn…then clearly she must not have certain boundaries. Whether she knew this was a porn or not, who knows (???), but she never commented on the video or denied it, at least that I know of…thus leading me to believe that she was fully aware of the circumstances that the porn was being filmed under in the first place.

    My point??? She is clearly comfortable running with the wild crowd and was never the girl nextdoor that we were being sold by Idol producers…nor, for that matter, was Clay Aiken.

  3. javelin says:

    I’d like to play an angry slumlord in a gay porno. preferably one who yells in spanish.

    but au’snaturel in front of strangers? helll no

  4. Zip says:

    Sorry, that’s “participate”!!!

  5. martini lover says:

    better naked than those horrendous outfits she wears.

  6. frewt says:

    yeah, I’m undecided whether the sight of her in the buff would be any more or less offensive than the sight of her in that god awful get up…

  7. librarian kathleen says:

    I’m so glad I don’t watch TV.

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