From what I hear, babies come in handy for a number of things. Accessorizing your shirt with crusted drool, for one. Ensuring you’re never too well-rested. Making politicians appear human-like in photo ops.
And, apparently…
… Melting black hearts, as seeing Nicole Richie and Joel Madden with little Harlow has done with mine. Damn you, adorable baby!
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the baby’s almost as big as she is.
April 23rd, 2008 at 6:07 pmOh, ick.
These folks are so celebutrash.
Pity their spawn.
April 23rd, 2008 at 7:31 pmAunt J likes Nicole but doesn’t know why.
April 24th, 2008 at 10:19 am