Gallery of the Absurd redesigns Ashlee Simpson’s t-shirt line. No word on whether the shirts come pre-shrunk like her nose. [GOTA]
Paris Hilton banned from the Moscow Hyatt. Guess they’re not a fan of bed bugs in their rooms. [Gabby Babble]
A question we’ve all asked ourselves: Where have all the hip hop homos gone? [Lainey]
Suri Cruise has a $100,000 birthday party that she’s already forgotten. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Angie Harmon, Gabrielle Union & Zoe McLellan nude in Allure. In future news, men’s subscriptions to Allure skyrocket. [POTP]
Miley Cyrus‘ friends are as classy as her MySpace pics. [Celebrity Dirt]
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes wear their sunglasses at night. So they can, so they can… hide from the glare of their mothership’s headlights. True story. [Ayyyy!]
“Britney Spears‘ New Bikini Body!” Which looks just like… her old body. [Celebrity Smack]
A veritable smorgasbord of reality show trash. [Geno]
Man arrested for stealing pennies — literally. With mugshot goodness. [Some Local News Site]
