Come on down, Barron Asher of Florida — you’re our Mugshot of the Day!
Based on this lovely photo, for what do you believe Barron was arrested?
1) Holding his hair hostage from the Pantene;
2) Being armed with a dangerously foul stench;
3) Impersonating a Flintstones character;
4) Stealing my heart;
5) None of the above. Barron was arrested for _______________.
If you guessed #5, Barron was arrested for LOITERING, be sure to pour a congratulatory margarita! Then, what the heck, get a drink for you, too.
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666! Manson mug shot, beware!
April 24th, 2008 at 12:38 amThat’s Hot
April 24th, 2008 at 5:08 ami feel for the guy. i hate when i get arrested for loitering. can’t we guys lie face down in a gutter in peace? geeez.
April 24th, 2008 at 8:30 amAunt J guessed #4. No margarita.
April 24th, 2008 at 10:15 amZexy.
April 24th, 2008 at 12:39 pm5. …attempting (but failing) to imitate Ed Grimley.
April 24th, 2008 at 5:32 pmGross imitation of Snoop Dogg.
April 24th, 2008 at 9:46 pm