2004 - 2008
Starlet M. Jones and Al S. Reynold’s Marriage, which came into this world with much fanfare and even more corporate endorsements, has passed away in the hands of a New York Supreme Court clerk.
Star reportedly pulled the plug on the union with these final words: “I’m tired of you stealing my damn cashmere scarves!”
The Marriage is survived by Star’s continued hunger for fame, nauseating declarations about Al’s “stallion legs,” and Al’s many pairs of walking shorts.
No word on who will get custody of the silk panties.
ahaha… I feel so gloriously evil. If anyone needs me, I’ll be camped out on the courtroom steps, selling “Team Big Gay Al” tank tops and “Team Star” mumus.
April 23rd, 2008 at 9:22 amHahaha that guys is so gay its hilarious haha.
April 23rd, 2008 at 9:57 amHis legs look skinny and…is that a scrub brush she’s holding? I have one just like that.
Interesting accessory. Should I take mine with me to dinner tonight?
April 23rd, 2008 at 10:02 amBig Gay Al must’ve freaked when Star finally said she wanted to have vaginal sex.
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:03 amgay al told her that scrub brushes are the new clutch. that way he could clean her womanly scent off of himself whenever she got too close.
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:34 amUpdate: Big Gay Al was arrested in Central Park a few nights ago with an annoying Brit Richard Quest who shouts rather than talks. It was incorrectly reported that Quest had a rope around his neck tied to his willy. BGA was actually the one in this predickament. Star tied it on there with several complex sailing knots learned from rich twats in the Hampons last summer. She’d been keeping his cock on a tight rein ever since he suffered a head injury after slipping while “picking up the soap in the shower” at his gym the same day she nearly died of blood loss while having a saggy dug lift.
P.S. LMAO ROFL laughing at the other posts so far and at “who gets to keep the silk panties”.
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:50 pmI’ll take a “Team Big Gay Al” t-shirt! It will be more stylish.
April 23rd, 2008 at 1:24 pmYeah, I’ll also be wearing a “Team Big Gay Al” t-shirt when going to dinner in the Meatpacking district in NY.
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:13 pmWay to insult the institution of marriage Star!! 3 years isn’t even trying. What a joke.
April 25th, 2008 at 8:55 am