Comments on: Relationship Obituaries: Star Jones Big Al http://candykirby.com/2008/04/23/rip-star-jones-and-big-al/ Humor columnist musing about news, life and, most importantly, the inexplicable appeal of coleslaw. Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:55:13 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 By: pak31 http://candykirby.com/2008/04/23/rip-star-jones-and-big-al/#comment-9566 pak31 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:55:41 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/04/23/rip-star-jones-and-big-al/#comment-9566 Way to insult the institution of marriage Star!! 3 years isn't even trying. What a joke. Way to insult the institution of marriage Star!! 3 years isn’t even trying. What a joke.

]]> By: It's British Bitch http://candykirby.com/2008/04/23/rip-star-jones-and-big-al/#comment-9086 It's British Bitch Wed, 23 Apr 2008 21:13:18 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/04/23/rip-star-jones-and-big-al/#comment-9086 Yeah, I'll also be wearing a "Team Big Gay Al" t-shirt when going to dinner in the Meatpacking district in NY. Yeah, I’ll also be wearing a “Team Big Gay Al” t-shirt when going to dinner in the Meatpacking district in NY.

]]> By: danceswithpoodles http://candykirby.com/2008/04/23/rip-star-jones-and-big-al/#comment-9082 danceswithpoodles Wed, 23 Apr 2008 20:24:31 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/04/23/rip-star-jones-and-big-al/#comment-9082 I'll take a "Team Big Gay Al" t-shirt! It will be more stylish. I’ll take a “Team Big Gay Al” t-shirt! It will be more stylish.

]]> By: It's British Bitch http://candykirby.com/2008/04/23/rip-star-jones-and-big-al/#comment-9076 It's British Bitch Wed, 23 Apr 2008 19:50:34 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/04/23/rip-star-jones-and-big-al/#comment-9076 Update: Big Gay Al was arrested in Central Park a few nights ago with an annoying Brit Richard Quest who shouts rather than talks. It was incorrectly reported that Quest had a rope around his neck tied to his willy. BGA was actually the one in this predickament. Star tied it on there with several complex sailing knots learned from rich twats in the Hampons last summer. She'd been keeping his cock on a tight rein ever since he suffered a head injury after slipping while "picking up the soap in the shower" at his gym the same day she nearly died of blood loss while having a saggy dug lift. P.S. LMAO ROFL laughing at the other posts so far and at "who gets to keep the silk panties". Update: Big Gay Al was arrested in Central Park a few nights ago with an annoying Brit Richard Quest who shouts rather than talks. It was incorrectly reported that Quest had a rope around his neck tied to his willy. BGA was actually the one in this predickament. Star tied it on there with several complex sailing knots learned from rich twats in the Hampons last summer. She’d been keeping his cock on a tight rein ever since he suffered a head injury after slipping while “picking up the soap in the shower” at his gym the same day she nearly died of blood loss while having a saggy dug lift.

P.S. LMAO ROFL laughing at the other posts so far and at “who gets to keep the silk panties”.

]]> By: martini lover http://candykirby.com/2008/04/23/rip-star-jones-and-big-al/#comment-9074 martini lover Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:34:32 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/04/23/rip-star-jones-and-big-al/#comment-9074 gay al told her that scrub brushes are the new clutch. that way he could clean her womanly scent off of himself whenever she got too close. gay al told her that scrub brushes are the new clutch. that way he could clean her womanly scent off of himself whenever she got too close.

]]> By: Faylinn http://candykirby.com/2008/04/23/rip-star-jones-and-big-al/#comment-9071 Faylinn Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:03:59 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/04/23/rip-star-jones-and-big-al/#comment-9071 Big Gay Al must've freaked when Star finally said she wanted to have vaginal sex. Big Gay Al must’ve freaked when Star finally said she wanted to have vaginal sex.

]]> By: Annie http://candykirby.com/2008/04/23/rip-star-jones-and-big-al/#comment-9070 Annie Wed, 23 Apr 2008 17:02:04 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/04/23/rip-star-jones-and-big-al/#comment-9070 His legs look skinny and...is that a scrub brush she's holding? I have one just like that. Interesting accessory. Should I take mine with me to dinner tonight? His legs look skinny and…is that a scrub brush she’s holding? I have one just like that.

Interesting accessory. Should I take mine with me to dinner tonight?

]]> By: MySpace Codes http://candykirby.com/2008/04/23/rip-star-jones-and-big-al/#comment-9069 MySpace Codes Wed, 23 Apr 2008 16:57:49 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/04/23/rip-star-jones-and-big-al/#comment-9069 Hahaha that guys is so gay its hilarious haha. Hahaha that guys is so gay its hilarious haha.

]]> By: javelin http://candykirby.com/2008/04/23/rip-star-jones-and-big-al/#comment-9068 javelin Wed, 23 Apr 2008 16:22:42 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2008/04/23/rip-star-jones-and-big-al/#comment-9068 ahaha... I feel so gloriously evil. If anyone needs me, I'll be camped out on the courtroom steps, selling "Team Big Gay Al" tank tops and "Team Star" mumus. ahaha… I feel so gloriously evil. If anyone needs me, I’ll be camped out on the courtroom steps, selling “Team Big Gay Al” tank tops and “Team Star” mumus.

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