The Brothers Wayans, who’d seemingly scraped the bottom of the comedy barrel with masterpieces such as I’m Gonna Git You Sucka and Little Man, have proven it’s always possible to go lower with a video via their WayOutTV.com called AbortionMan (starring Damon’s son):
Lowlights: AbortionMan “saves” a dude who knocks up his girlfriend by — and I’m not making this up — punching the pregnant woman and stomping on her, forcing the fetus to fly into the air.
Hear that? That’s the sound of uncomfortable silence… followed by Sarah Silverman guffawing somewhere.
Actually, there are no words for this. Only one person can save us now:
The balls are in your court, Castration Chick.
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OMG! I am going to have nightmares about Castration Chick now. Talk about a supervillian, who will save us men?
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:06 amthose idiots think offensive equals satire. the only thing that proved was wayans = stupid.
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:14 amGo castration chick! The Wayans really need to stop reproducing.
April 23rd, 2008 at 1:23 pmNo talent, no problem! Go C-Chicky!
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:04 pmCC must have her hands full. so many dumbasses, so little time.
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:24 pmI’m gloved up and ready to help CC..
April 23rd, 2008 at 6:43 pmOh. My.
Even those of us who are pro-choice could find this iteration to be offensive. Hmmm.
It’s an ugly world out there.
April 23rd, 2008 at 7:46 pmlast I heard, pro-choice didn’t include being stomped on. castrate the dicks.
April 23rd, 2008 at 7:55 pmThis is why they need to speed up research and marketing of the male pill.
April 25th, 2008 at 9:19 am