Celebrity & Entertainment News:
Good news for Jennifer Convertibles: Tom Cruise returning to Oprah. [Cele|bitchy]
Carmen Electra engaged to her guitarist boyfriend. At least she doesn’t have a “type.” [Celebrity Dirt]
Julianne Moore is like a young Lindsay Lohan. [Fatback]
The latest on American Idol. Just how I like my reality shows: In the Cliffnotes version. [popbytes]
More of Mariah Carey’s diva demands. If you published them all in a book, it would be bigger than War and Peace. [POTP]
Amy Winehouse throws drinks and punches at London bar. She really missed her calling as a charm school instructor. [Celebrity Smack]
Megan Fox is FHM’s sexiest woman in the world. The WORLD! Of course, I don’t remember them interviewing me. How ’bout you? [Gabby Babble]
Somewhere, Mr. Drummond is crying… Gary Coleman divorcing his wife of eight months on a reality show. [Dlisted]
Courteney Cox has her hands full with Coco. [Hollywood Offender]
Weird-But-True News:
Driver crashes after following his navigation system into a river. NAVIGATION: You have reached your final destination. DRIVER: *GULP* [Ananova]
Headline of the day: “Boy Leaves Hospital 2 Weeks After Dying.” [Dumbass Local News Station]
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gary coleman getting divorced?
WHAT YOU TALKIN’ ABOUT CANDY!
April 24th, 2008 at 5:51 pmI must’ve seen pictures like that on Facebook a thousand times. Why do it?! I really cannot stand Hayden Pantyhairs (whatever her name is).
April 24th, 2008 at 6:26 pmCarmen Electra being engaged should never ever be news. Her track record should speak for itself.
April 25th, 2008 at 8:40 am“Courteney Cox has her hands full with Coco” is a misleading headline, I clicked on it expecting some sick lesbo action (geared towards heterosexual males) featuring Ice-T’s slutty wife and Courteney only to realise that I was very wrong!
April 25th, 2008 at 11:54 pm