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Gwyneth never ages.
April 24th, 2008 at 8:35 pmShit mate, at first i thought it was Avril Lavigne.
I think Gwynny is trying to do a Kate Blanchette here,but sadly, looks more ‘Rock of Love.’ She’s too ‘vanilla icecream’ to do ‘hot.’ Isn’t she a bit old for this?
April 25th, 2008 at 6:23 amUnnecessary quadriceps flexing from Gwyneth.
April 25th, 2008 at 7:27 amNot a fan of GP. I don’t understand any part of her being pretty. She has a very plain jane face. She may be a nice girl but I dont get the fascination.
April 25th, 2008 at 8:37 amif i had legs like that, i’d wear just shirts to premieres too. i think she looks fab!
April 25th, 2008 at 11:38 amIn the latest snafu at Heathrow’s terminal five Mariah Carey’s luggage was accidentally switched with Gwyn’s.
April 26th, 2008 at 11:58 am