Rumer Willis Wants to Sell You Wal-Mart Beach Shorts

When you think of young, cool and stylish, what immediately springs to mind? BESIDES me, silly. Yes, that’s right — Wal-Mart!

Which is why young stars and wannabes Rumer Willis, Kristin Cavallari, Christina Milian, Josie Maran, Pete Wentz, and Wilmer Valderrama have teamed up to star in Wal-Mart’s new ad campaign for the spring/summer launch of Op.

Also, because they weren’t “A-listy enough” for Target.

Rumer, who apparently has a voice (who knew?), said: “When you think of LA and the classic surfer beach vibe, you think of Op. The Op collection does a great job representing that lifestyle.”

It’s funny how all celebrity spokespeople talk like a press release. So natural-sounding!

Unfortunately, another well-known celebrity, Jaws, was unable to attend the photo shoot due to scheduling conflicts. But all agree that he really would have made these shots “pop.”

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2 Responses to “Rumer Willis Wants to Sell You Wal-Mart Beach Shorts”

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1. danceswithpoodles says:

   Rumer actually looks good there. Wilmer looks like her dad.

   April 24th, 2008 at 12:35 pm

2. It's British Bitch says:

   Many people use body-doubles for these shots. Rumer obviously used a face-double called Photoshop. That tater-headed bitch looks nothing like that.

   April 25th, 2008 at 11:57 pm

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