If you said when it’s “heading into a recession” or “cutting billions from important education programs,” you are, no offense, an idiot. The correct answer, of course, is when Heidi Montag’s invited to the White House Correspondents dinner — and declines because it wasn’t “A-listy enough.”
God bless America!
Yup, according to Page Six, MSNBC had invited Heidi to be a guest at its table at the Washington Hilton. “Then Spencer got involved as her manager,” a high-ranking The Hills official revealed. “He demanded first-class tickets for both him and Heidi — even though he wasn’t invited.” When the network said, “You’re joking, right,” Spencer canceled Heidi’s appearance. Then resumed more important responsibilities, like tipping off the paparazzi that they’re about to shop at Kitson.
The un-”A-listy” gala attendees include Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz (okay, I see Spencer’s point), Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner and Donatella Versace.
In future news, be sure to watch Heidi and George W. star in Capitol Hills!
Aunt J just spit out her pancakes. Genius!
April 24th, 2008 at 10:12 amsounds like she just ruined Washington’s foolproof plan to make sure Bush isn’t the stupidest person in the room. maybe Paula Abdul is free, she could make anyone seem sober by comparison.
April 24th, 2008 at 10:31 amYou Know Your Country’s in Trouble When… your president is fucking Mick Jagger AND Donald Trump’s ex!
April 24th, 2008 at 10:39 amWho the heck is Heidi Montag??? She and her husband are quite fitting;ly named “Prats” … oh, I’m sorry that’s Pratts, of course
April 24th, 2008 at 11:54 amYou know your country’s in trouble when….your president goes on “Deal or No Deal”!
April 24th, 2008 at 12:36 pmI second Rebecca. Who is Heidi Montag?
April 24th, 2008 at 8:20 pmHeidi and Cabbage Patch Kid lookalike Spencer are on a “reality” tv show The Hills. Spencer and Heidi think they are super important, but the world laughs at that. Heidi is trying to become a singer, but to me, she sounds somewhat like Paris Hilton, she should never be compared to the greatness that is Britney and Madonna (take future note, Spencer).
April 24th, 2008 at 10:02 pmLook at how much cuter Heidi was BEFORE the plastic surgery(the bottom pic). WHy she ever messed with her nose and died her hair white is beyond me. She looked more down to earth and human before. Now she is just plain ugly and totally in love with herself, it’s gross.
April 25th, 2008 at 8:44 am