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	<title>Comments on: You Know Your Country&#8217;s in Trouble When&#8230;</title>
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	<description>Humor columnist musing about news, life and, most importantly, the inexplicable appeal of coleslaw.</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 19:29:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: pak31</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/24/you-know-your-countrys-in-trouble-when/#comment-9561</link>
		<dc:creator>pak31</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:44:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Look at how much cuter Heidi was BEFORE the plastic surgery(the bottom pic). WHy she ever messed with her nose and died her hair white is beyond me. She looked more down to earth and human before. Now she is just plain ugly and totally in love with herself, it's gross.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Look at how much cuter Heidi was BEFORE the plastic surgery(the bottom pic). WHy she ever messed with her nose and died her hair white is beyond me. She looked more down to earth and human before. Now she is just plain ugly and totally in love with herself, it&#8217;s gross.</p>
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		<title>By: that_girl</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/24/you-know-your-countrys-in-trouble-when/#comment-9537</link>
		<dc:creator>that_girl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 05:02:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Heidi and Cabbage Patch Kid lookalike Spencer are on a "reality" tv show The Hills. Spencer and Heidi think they are super important, but the world laughs at that. Heidi is trying to become a singer, but to me, she sounds somewhat like Paris Hilton, she should never be compared to the greatness that is Britney and Madonna (take future note, Spencer).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Heidi and Cabbage Patch Kid lookalike Spencer are on a &#8220;reality&#8221; tv show The Hills. Spencer and Heidi think they are super important, but the world laughs at that. Heidi is trying to become a singer, but to me, she sounds somewhat like Paris Hilton, she should never be compared to the greatness that is Britney and Madonna (take future note, Spencer).</p>
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		<title>By: Peta</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/24/you-know-your-countrys-in-trouble-when/#comment-9531</link>
		<dc:creator>Peta</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 03:20:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I second Rebecca.  Who is Heidi Montag?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I second Rebecca.  Who is Heidi Montag?</p>
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		<title>By: danceswithpoodles</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/24/you-know-your-countrys-in-trouble-when/#comment-9155</link>
		<dc:creator>danceswithpoodles</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 19:36:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You know your country's in trouble when....your president goes on "Deal or No Deal"!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know your country&#8217;s in trouble when&#8230;.your president goes on &#8220;Deal or No Deal&#8221;!</p>
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		<title>By: Rebecca</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/24/you-know-your-countrys-in-trouble-when/#comment-9151</link>
		<dc:creator>Rebecca</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:54:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Who the heck is Heidi Montag??? She and her husband are quite fitting;ly named "Prats" ... oh, I'm sorry that's Pratts, of course :P</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Who the heck is Heidi Montag??? She and her husband are quite fitting;ly named &#8220;Prats&#8221; &#8230; oh, I&#8217;m sorry that&#8217;s Pratts, of course <img src='http://candykirby.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: Jujupiter</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/24/you-know-your-countrys-in-trouble-when/#comment-9149</link>
		<dc:creator>Jujupiter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:39:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You Know Your Country's in Trouble When... your president is fucking Mick Jagger AND Donald Trump's ex!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You Know Your Country&#8217;s in Trouble When&#8230; your president is fucking Mick Jagger AND Donald Trump&#8217;s ex!</p>
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		<title>By: javelin</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/24/you-know-your-countrys-in-trouble-when/#comment-9148</link>
		<dc:creator>javelin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:31:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>sounds like she just ruined Washington's foolproof plan to make sure Bush isn't the stupidest person in the room. maybe Paula Abdul is free, she could make anyone seem sober by comparison.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>sounds like she just ruined Washington&#8217;s foolproof plan to make sure Bush isn&#8217;t the stupidest person in the room. maybe Paula Abdul is free, she could make anyone seem sober by comparison.</p>
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		<title>By: Aunt J</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/24/you-know-your-countrys-in-trouble-when/#comment-9139</link>
		<dc:creator>Aunt J</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:12:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Aunt J just spit out her pancakes.  Genius!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Aunt J just spit out her pancakes.  Genius!</p>
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