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	<title>Comments on: Good News, Fellas:  Penis Thieves Finally Captured!</title>
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	<description>Humor columnist musing about news, pop culture, observations and life as a chick with a stripper name.</description>
	<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 20:09:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Zip</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/25/good-news-fellas-penis-thieves-finally-captured/#comment-9717</link>
		<dc:creator>Zip</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:23:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You know..."I'm Done" would make a good title for a porn Women In Prison movie!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know&#8230;&#8221;I&#8217;m Done&#8221; would make a good title for a porn Women In Prison movie!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Vern</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/25/good-news-fellas-penis-thieves-finally-captured/#comment-9687</link>
		<dc:creator>Vern</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 18:49:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>To quote Daniel Plainview-

"I'm done."</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To quote Daniel Plainview-</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m done.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Zip</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/25/good-news-fellas-penis-thieves-finally-captured/#comment-9685</link>
		<dc:creator>Zip</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 17:50:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Haha!!! I bet it would make a good Women In Prison movie though!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Haha!!! I bet it would make a good Women In Prison movie though!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Vern</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/25/good-news-fellas-penis-thieves-finally-captured/#comment-9671</link>
		<dc:creator>Vern</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 12:50:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Geez, what kind of reputation do I have-no one assumes that I could be helping or even BE Castration Chick!
I mean, yeah.....that getting out of prison thing is rough!
Amy had it easy!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Geez, what kind of reputation do I have-no one assumes that I could be helping or even BE Castration Chick!<br />
I mean, yeah&#8230;..that getting out of prison thing is rough!<br />
Amy had it easy!</p>
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		<title>By: Zip</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/25/good-news-fellas-penis-thieves-finally-captured/#comment-9667</link>
		<dc:creator>Zip</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 06:27:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Vern, I'm sure you were very busy...escaping prison over false allegations of penis shrinking can be difficult. Welcome back!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Vern, I&#8217;m sure you were very busy&#8230;escaping prison over false allegations of penis shrinking can be difficult. Welcome back!!!</p>
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		<title>By: It's British Bitch</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/25/good-news-fellas-penis-thieves-finally-captured/#comment-9647</link>
		<dc:creator>It's British Bitch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 18:43:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Vern: God, your comebacks are always so funny! Like I said - it's obviously Castration Chick who's in the slammer.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Vern: God, your comebacks are always so funny! Like I said - it&#8217;s obviously Castration Chick who&#8217;s in the slammer.</p>
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		<title>By: Vern</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/25/good-news-fellas-penis-thieves-finally-captured/#comment-9638</link>
		<dc:creator>Vern</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 12:09:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Quite the opposite, in fact!

Sorry I missed all the fun!  I was "busy"!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Quite the opposite, in fact!</p>
<p>Sorry I missed all the fun!  I was &#8220;busy&#8221;!</p>
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		<title>By: Vern</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/25/good-news-fellas-penis-thieves-finally-captured/#comment-9637</link>
		<dc:creator>Vern</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 12:08:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh Babies, My Lambs,
I'm not in the habit of trying to shrink penises!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh Babies, My Lambs,<br />
I&#8217;m not in the habit of trying to shrink penises!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Zip</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/25/good-news-fellas-penis-thieves-finally-captured/#comment-9636</link>
		<dc:creator>Zip</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 09:54:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The reason why Vern has failed to comment on this story is the fact that it is difficult to get on the internet when you are in prison for stealing and shrinking penises!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The reason why Vern has failed to comment on this story is the fact that it is difficult to get on the internet when you are in prison for stealing and shrinking penises!!!</p>
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		<title>By: It's British Bitch</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/25/good-news-fellas-penis-thieves-finally-captured/#comment-9633</link>
		<dc:creator>It's British Bitch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 07:14:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Actually, I may be falsely accusing Vern, I think the Waylans bros tried to make a run for it and Castration Chick finally caught up with them. Apologies Vern.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Actually, I may be falsely accusing Vern, I think the Waylans bros tried to make a run for it and Castration Chick finally caught up with them. Apologies Vern.</p>
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