E! reports that Hilary Duff has gotten an offer to star in the upcoming Beverly Hills 90210 remake. According to sources, Hilary’s potential character is that of Annie Mills, a Beverly Hills High student who is “into theater acting and yearns to fit in with the alternative crowd.” She also “leans a lot on her adopted brother, Dixon. ”
In other words, Brenda Walsh 2.0.
Right now, you’re probably thinking the residue on the bottom of your coffee cup is more interesting than this “news” tidbit, but here’s the kicker: I called this casting back in September 2007, before there even were plans for a 90210 remake. Yes, just because I had nothing better to do than sit around musing about who I would cast in the show today — the kind of important responsibilities I tackle in this job.
This has been a public service announcement from Clairvoyant Candy’s “I Told You So” Teen Soap Casting Department.
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Gee Candy!
April 25th, 2008 at 9:45 amWho knew you wielded so much power?
Perhaps you should have cast George W., then he wouldn’t feel so bad about the No Deal flopparoo!
lol, vern! i could see george w. as the owner of the peach pit!
April 25th, 2008 at 11:32 amThis is hopefully a sequel series…and she should be playing the daughter of Dyan and Brenda.
April 25th, 2008 at 3:32 pmUm..my bad, I guess I wasn’t clear, I don’t really know the show so I meant Dubya in the Hilary Duff role.
April 25th, 2008 at 3:38 pmI think whoever thought of doing that remake went to your site and read your ideas for a Bev Hills remake. You should get credited.
April 25th, 2008 at 8:57 pmVern: I thought the original Dubya comment read just fine and I was snickering.
April 26th, 2008 at 11:50 amummmmm.
that post back in september or whenever…. yeah thats definately not a picture of hilary duff.
it’s kristen bell.
May 4th, 2008 at 12:31 pmwow. read it wrong.
i’m a dumb ass.
May 4th, 2008 at 12:32 pm