Need an outfit for dinner at grandma’s? Well, look no further!
Introducing the Brazilian-designed “bikini jeans,” for those who don’t want to take a chance on their thong not slipping out.
Paying homage to the whale tail, the built-in bikini jeans are likely to be popular with the more modest crowd, covering almost the ENTIRE vaginal area. The studs lend an additional touch of class, sure to make ladies such as Heather from Rock of Love green with envy.
So what are you waiting for? Order your bikini jeans today!
Just be sure to ask them to hold the muffin top.
Damn…this is so beautiful and sexy, every last guy who sees a girl wearing this outfit will go crazy for her!!!
So vulgar, it’s lovely!!!
Wow, can you imagine a girl wearing a thong with these pants? Or better yet, no underwear at all???
Watch, it will happen…the new trend!
April 25th, 2008 at 2:25 amI can just imagine Ice T’s wife coco wearing something classy like this
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April 25th, 2008 at 5:30 amEwww. Let’s hope this trend doesn’t find it’s way into the U.S.
April 25th, 2008 at 8:07 ami should like this since people always tell me that i’m a butt man (”big joe you’re an ass, man”). but this is just skanky.
what’s next? are they gonna have ‘boxer jeans’, where dude’s jeans are sewn around the bottom of a pair of boxer’s?
April 25th, 2008 at 8:28 amToo funny, Big Joe.
I’m going to wear these jeans with my nipple tassels to grandma’s.
April 25th, 2008 at 8:47 amDances,
April 25th, 2008 at 9:47 amyou are one hot bitch!
too demure for my taste.
April 25th, 2008 at 11:35 amThis is so in your face nasty, that I love it! Mmmmm!!! Mmmmm!!! Mmmmm!!!
April 25th, 2008 at 11:53 amso Klassy, these klothes belong with a Kardashian.
April 25th, 2008 at 12:30 pmOh my God that’s hilarious… Candy, wherever did you find this? It just can’t get any more brutal than that.
April 25th, 2008 at 1:01 pmWhy, the Daily Mail, of course!
April 25th, 2008 at 1:07 pmTacky will be with us forever…FOR-EV-ERRRR!! *shivers in disgust*
April 25th, 2008 at 2:00 pmIf Tacky is wrong in this case, I don’t wanna be right!!!
Kardashian Jeans??? Sounds like it could actually take-off as a hot clothing label.
April 25th, 2008 at 3:38 pmDances: you’re dressing down for your trip to your grandma then?
This is actually a new line brought out by the gorgeous Jodie Marsh, cheap British slapper and gargantuan bowling-ball-boob fuckwit.
April 25th, 2008 at 11:28 pmIf these had a designer label you’d see Victoria “Porky” Beckham trotting in these…
Jodie is the skankies skank in Skank Village - I remember pics of her in an edible bikini + massive cellulite on her butt
April 26th, 2008 at 1:48 am@ Britihs Bitch
No, no, NO, no,no no!
April 26th, 2008 at 11:02 amRebecca - dead right, Jodie Marsh sits high on her throne made of empty fake tan bottles and discarded breast implants. Edible Bikini - wow she has out-skanked herself with that one.
April 26th, 2008 at 11:53 amwell, actually I’ve seen this kind of jeans a picture(I forget where I got that from)..
April 26th, 2008 at 11:56 amBut it was taken in Japan…
A woman in Japan (Japanese) wore them
It was a long time ago…
It’s not the sexiest..
They have so many other sexier trousers…