Turns out, they’re all true. Yay!
Watch as Mariah performs on Good Morning America and schools one of her back-up singers on-air for stealing her thunder. If you, like me, have better things to do with your time — like seeking and cutting off your nasty split ends — then fast-forward to about 3:00, when Mariah turns around and sings, “Stop singing my part, baaa-aaabyyy.” Classic!
In related news, the U.S. unemployment rate just went up.
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that was awesome. i gotta say, the diva looks damn good!
April 25th, 2008 at 11:30 amand the number of deaths by fingernails-in-skull has gone up, too
April 25th, 2008 at 12:43 pmis mariah carey into quantum physics? her new album is named E=MC^2.
or maybe it just stands for Ego=MariahCarey(squared)
April 25th, 2008 at 12:55 pmIs it cocktail time yet?
April 25th, 2008 at 12:58 pmI’ve got some Cock Tales for you!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xewshBgvOuU
April 25th, 2008 at 4:19 pm