Kim Kardashian to star in movie. And, no, it’s not Booty Call 2. Or on the Spice Channel. [Gabby Babble]
From TomKat to The Cackling Bowl Cut Chimps. [GOTA]
Amy Winehouse arrested on suspicion of assault. As well as being armed with a dangerous amount of hair. [Celebrity Smack]
Jake Gyllenhaal can really cook. In the kitchen, I mean. [POTP]
Jennifer Garner and Violet Affleck on the set of This Side of the Truth. Not clear on which side they were playing. [CBS]
Christina Applegate takes the Samantha WHO concept a little too far. [popbytes]
Mariah Carey in no hurry for a Mini-Mariah. Which, incidentally, is what she also asks her staff to call her post-weight loss. [Ayyyy!]
Colleges in Florida don’t want Brooke Hogan’s reality show. Something the colleges and I have in common. [INO]
CNN reporter Richard Quest to enter rehab. For… his sex toy addiction? [Cele|bitchy]
Thanks again to everyone who’s joined the recently-launched par-tay here at CandyKirby.com. The site’s style makeover has been delayed because my designer had the nerve to tend to a family emergency — rude — but I promise more goodies are in store in the weeks to come. TGIF, Candyistas (thanks for coining that, Mateo) — this margarita is for you! (Well, really, for ME, but I’m toasting to you.)
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You posted at 4:20 so I choose to assume you were enjoying a vanilla flavored blunt.
Oh, and I hope it was a “skinny girl’s margarita” a la Bethanny of Real Housewives of NYC!
April 25th, 2008 at 5:42 pmcandy, i actually like the look of the site as it is. (and i liked the look of all your other holycandy sites too)
but that still wouldn’t stop me from going all out naomi campbell on that web designer. sheesh, “family emergency”, what nerve.
April 26th, 2008 at 9:47 amThanks, Big Joe. I’m keeping the simple, clean look — just adding a few bells and whistles. And, oh yeah, my designer will soon have a Blackberry imprint on her forehead.
It was indeed a “skinny girl’s margarita,” Puppet! Bethanny is my favorite; a boozer after my own heart.
Hope everyone’s having a good weekend.
April 26th, 2008 at 5:59 pm