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	<title>Comments on: So You Wannabe a Call Girl?</title>
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	<description>Humor columnist musing about news, pop culture, observations and life as a chick with a stripper name.</description>
	<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:41:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: big joe</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/25/so-you-wannabe-a-call-girl/#comment-9723</link>
		<dc:creator>big joe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:13:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>mid, 

i'll always read someone's t-shirt. but since i'm nearsighted reading the words on a female's shirt often gets me a good kick in the teeth.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>mid, </p>
<p>i&#8217;ll always read someone&#8217;s t-shirt. but since i&#8217;m nearsighted reading the words on a female&#8217;s shirt often gets me a good kick in the teeth.</p>
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		<title>By: midevil</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/25/so-you-wannabe-a-call-girl/#comment-9664</link>
		<dc:creator>midevil</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 02:20:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Big Joe,

You actually read it?  I kinda just skip over these things...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Big Joe,</p>
<p>You actually read it?  I kinda just skip over these things&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Zip</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/25/so-you-wannabe-a-call-girl/#comment-9654</link>
		<dc:creator>Zip</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 19:33:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I never even noticed the T-Shirt!!! Thanks for the head's up Big Joe!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I never even noticed the T-Shirt!!! Thanks for the head&#8217;s up Big Joe!!!</p>
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		<title>By: It's British Bitch</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/25/so-you-wannabe-a-call-girl/#comment-9646</link>
		<dc:creator>It's British Bitch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 18:40:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Big Joe = fucking hilarious!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Big Joe = fucking hilarious!</p>
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		<title>By: big joe</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/25/so-you-wannabe-a-call-girl/#comment-9642</link>
		<dc:creator>big joe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 16:42:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>after reading zip's post, her t-shirt now has a new meaning to me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>after reading zip&#8217;s post, her t-shirt now has a new meaning to me.</p>
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		<title>By: javelin</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/25/so-you-wannabe-a-call-girl/#comment-9628</link>
		<dc:creator>javelin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 06:49:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>whatever, prostitution is classic. I'd rather read a book explaining the MO of those penis bandits.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>whatever, prostitution is classic. I&#8217;d rather read a book explaining the MO of those penis bandits.</p>
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		<title>By: Zip</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/25/so-you-wannabe-a-call-girl/#comment-9624</link>
		<dc:creator>Zip</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 06:14:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>1) What about asking woman about other body odors like vaginosis??? Condom or no condom??? 


2) What about The failure rates of condoms, 1 out of every 5 to 6 times they are used, per sexual act?


3) Rough sex and S&#38;M. Yes, or no???


4) Choking during sex, or no choking (aka eroto-asphixiation)?


5) Swallow, spit, or dental dam???


6) 1 input, 2 inputs, or all 3???


7) Gang Bangs???


8) Reverse Gang Bangs)???


9) All Girl Gang Bangs???


10) Double Penetration???


11) Triple Penetration???


12) Fisting???


13) Golden Showers???


14) Circle Jerks, with you as the guest of honor???


15) Sex with objects???


16) Vaginal smoking??? Cigarettes anyone???


My point??? What seems like fun and very simple, can get really out there and out of hand--and I doubt this woman has even come close to disclosing what really goes on, and how strange it can get, and neither have I. The difference??? I'm avoiding it out of respect to Candy...but this girl, is try to sell a false fantasy...and a book!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1) What about asking woman about other body odors like vaginosis??? Condom or no condom??? </p>
<p>2) What about The failure rates of condoms, 1 out of every 5 to 6 times they are used, per sexual act?</p>
<p>3) Rough sex and S&amp;M. Yes, or no???</p>
<p>4) Choking during sex, or no choking (aka eroto-asphixiation)?</p>
<p>5) Swallow, spit, or dental dam???</p>
<p>6) 1 input, 2 inputs, or all 3???</p>
<p>7) Gang Bangs???</p>
<p> <img src='http://candykirby.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif' alt='8)' class='wp-smiley' /> Reverse Gang Bangs)???</p>
<p>9) All Girl Gang Bangs???</p>
<p>10) Double Penetration???</p>
<p>11) Triple Penetration???</p>
<p>12) Fisting???</p>
<p>13) Golden Showers???</p>
<p>14) Circle Jerks, with you as the guest of honor???</p>
<p>15) Sex with objects???</p>
<p>16) Vaginal smoking??? Cigarettes anyone???</p>
<p>My point??? What seems like fun and very simple, can get really out there and out of hand&#8211;and I doubt this woman has even come close to disclosing what really goes on, and how strange it can get, and neither have I. The difference??? I&#8217;m avoiding it out of respect to Candy&#8230;but this girl, is try to sell a false fantasy&#8230;and a book!!!</p>
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		<title>By: It's British Bitch</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/25/so-you-wannabe-a-call-girl/#comment-9622</link>
		<dc:creator>It's British Bitch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 05:59:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Who knew "The Catcher in the Rye" was autobiographical?  Anyway it's good to see reviewer Holden Caulfield recovered from his nervous breakdown and has forsaken NY for the Pacific Northwest. I do hope he is able to get jiggy with prozzies these days rather than making up some lame excuse about surgery on his clavicle.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Who knew &#8220;The Catcher in the Rye&#8221; was autobiographical?  Anyway it&#8217;s good to see reviewer Holden Caulfield recovered from his nervous breakdown and has forsaken NY for the Pacific Northwest. I do hope he is able to get jiggy with prozzies these days rather than making up some lame excuse about surgery on his clavicle.</p>
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		<title>By: lils</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/25/so-you-wannabe-a-call-girl/#comment-9621</link>
		<dc:creator>lils</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 04:12:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If she's so proud of her "profession", why she keep calling herself an "escort" instead of a "prostitute", which is what she actually does?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If she&#8217;s so proud of her &#8220;profession&#8221;, why she keep calling herself an &#8220;escort&#8221; instead of a &#8220;prostitute&#8221;, which is what she actually does?</p>
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		<title>By: Ken Houghton</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/25/so-you-wannabe-a-call-girl/#comment-9619</link>
		<dc:creator>Ken Houghton</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 03:05:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"I slept like a baby every night."

Your assumption simply suggests you are childless.  "Slept like a baby" generally translates to "got up every fifteen to thirty minutes to do something."

Which, in the context of her profession, either (1) makes sense (she wants turnover, as it were) or (2) hints that she worked with a specific clientele, and did not endeavor to solve their problem.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;I slept like a baby every night.&#8221;</p>
<p>Your assumption simply suggests you are childless.  &#8220;Slept like a baby&#8221; generally translates to &#8220;got up every fifteen to thirty minutes to do something.&#8221;</p>
<p>Which, in the context of her profession, either (1) makes sense (she wants turnover, as it were) or (2) hints that she worked with a specific clientele, and did not endeavor to solve their problem.</p>
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