Apr
25
2008

The Candy Health Edition: Male Menopause

Filed Under: Candy-Recommended Health Alert

Important health news for the two men who read this site: Medical experts say that women aren’t the only ones who go through “The Change.” About five million American men experience a similar condition called andropause. Which I believe is also a character on Star Trek. True story.

As men advance into their 40s, they also experience a progressive decline in hormone levels, namely testosterone, the hormone responsible for instinctive cleavage ogling and inability to replace toilet paper rolls. While not as intense as menopause, the waning testosterone is likely to make a guy moody, irritable and depressed — making it likely that some of my ex-boyfriends suffered from andropause since their teenage years.

Other signs of andropause include:

Impulse Purchases

Sudden “Hair Growth”

David Hasselhoff

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  1. martini lover says:

    >>Which I believe is also a character on Star Trek. True story.

    i must be in a silly mood today because that really made me laugh.

  2. javelin says:

    aw, men are so precious. soon they’ll be claiming that 90% of men experience sympathy pains once a month.

  3. big joe says:

    oh wonderful. can’t wait. less testosterone and more androgen. no wonder i’m starting to look like bea arthur.

  4. Jenn F. says:

    David Hasselhoff! Aaaaahahahahahaa!!

  5. Dr. L. says:

    Big joe, you look like a tranny?
    Heavens!

  6. midevil says:

  7. Vern says:

    Big Joe,
    Maybe you could wear that project pregnant runway dress-that would be festive!
    And, why, yes! It IS cocktail hour!

  8. big joe says:

    dr. L - yes. but there’s nothing wrong with that? right?

    midevil - thanks for the sympathy. it’s tough.

    vern - someone actually bought that for me and i am wearing it now. i have to say though, i look absolutely stunning.

  9. It's British Bitch says:

    Big Joe: I also sympathise and I love trannys, I bet you look gorgeous in that dress. Can we go for a spin in your “Mid Life Crisis Mobile”?

    P.S. I always go for older men, now I know why - it’s the hormones.

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