What I Think Her Breath Smells Like: Naomi Campbell

Celery sticks; Diet Coke; filet de police sautéed in assistant’s blood;
Hansel and Gretel

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6 Responses to “What I Think Her Breath Smells Like: Naomi Campbell”

javelin says:

haha, if I was her assistant I would be constantly lacing her celery with tons of valium.
April 25th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Dr. L. says:

And also smells like that lipstick that’s coming off on her teeth.
April 25th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Vern says:

And baby white tigers, she’s the only bitch mean enough….
April 25th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
It's British Bitch says:

Dead right Vern. Also a whiff of knob-cheese with a slightly metallic bouquet from orally pleasuring her boyfriend Prince Albert II.
April 25th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
megan says:

these are seriously some of my favorite things that you do. they are always spot on and hysterical
April 26th, 2008 at 1:40 am
Laura @ Hungry and Frozen says:

I love this segment (or whatever you call it) hilarious!
April 26th, 2008 at 10:27 am