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	<title>Comments on: What I Think Her Breath Smells Like:  Naomi Campbell</title>
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	<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/25/what-i-think-her-breath-smells-like-naomi-campbell/</link>
	<description>Humor columnist musing about news, pop culture, observations and life as a chick with a stripper name.</description>
	<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:28:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Laura @ Hungry and Frozen</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/25/what-i-think-her-breath-smells-like-naomi-campbell/#comment-9644</link>
		<dc:creator>Laura @ Hungry and Frozen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 17:27:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I love this segment (or whatever you call it) hilarious! :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love this segment (or whatever you call it) hilarious! <img src='http://candykirby.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: megan</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/25/what-i-think-her-breath-smells-like-naomi-campbell/#comment-9634</link>
		<dc:creator>megan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 08:40:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>these are seriously some of my favorite things that you do.  they are always spot on and hysterical :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>these are seriously some of my favorite things that you do.  they are always spot on and hysterical <img src='http://candykirby.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: It's British Bitch</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/25/what-i-think-her-breath-smells-like-naomi-campbell/#comment-9625</link>
		<dc:creator>It's British Bitch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 06:21:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dead right Vern. Also a whiff of knob-cheese with a slightly metallic bouquet from orally pleasuring her boyfriend Prince Albert II.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dead right Vern. Also a whiff of knob-cheese with a slightly metallic bouquet from orally pleasuring her boyfriend Prince Albert II.</p>
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		<title>By: Vern</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/25/what-i-think-her-breath-smells-like-naomi-campbell/#comment-9609</link>
		<dc:creator>Vern</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:16:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And baby white tigers, she's the only bitch mean enough....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And baby white tigers, she&#8217;s the only bitch mean enough&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: Dr. L.</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/25/what-i-think-her-breath-smells-like-naomi-campbell/#comment-9597</link>
		<dc:creator>Dr. L.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 19:54:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And also smells like that lipstick that's coming off on her teeth.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And also smells like that lipstick that&#8217;s coming off on her teeth.</p>
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		<title>By: javelin</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/25/what-i-think-her-breath-smells-like-naomi-campbell/#comment-9596</link>
		<dc:creator>javelin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 19:48:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>haha, if I was her assistant I would be constantly lacing her celery with tons of valium.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>haha, if I was her assistant I would be constantly lacing her celery with tons of valium.</p>
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