Miley Cyrus, who once proclaimed “I do everything for Jesus!“ has seemingly posed topless, clutching a flimsy sheet, on the cover of Vanity Fair, as you can see from this Entertainment Tonight screen capture.
Jailbait for Jesus!
Sources have yet to verify whether that is indeed 15-year-old Miley, or actually Samara from The Ring.
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Isn’t that how Britney spears started out? Being a Jesus-ite? Till that got old and inconvenient.
April 27th, 2008 at 9:54 amWhy does she look like she washed up dead on some beach?
Why is a 15 year old posing semi-nude (simulated or otherwise) on a magazine? Are they trying to appeal to the pedo market?
April 27th, 2008 at 10:17 amUhhhhhhhhhhhh, isn’t that, like, uh, kiddie porn?
April 27th, 2008 at 2:43 pmAnd, let me be the First to say, SHE’S NOT PRETTY or SEXY! AT ALL!
April 27th, 2008 at 8:03 pmAnd yet, this shite continues with much encouragement. Horrible side of capitalism. Unbelievable.
April 27th, 2008 at 8:11 pmYou know, shows like Maurey Povich, Entertainment Tonight, Access Hollywood, Extra, Inside Edition, and The Insider, in addition to cable networks like MTV and broadcast Nets including the big three ABC, NBC, and CBS…proudly pimp images of young girls…and sexual oriented stories about them, pushing the forbidden fruit angle for ratings.
The problem??? very sick people are watching that trash. Now…many adults may secretly have interest in the fantasy of this stuff but have the necessary boundaries to say no, even if they are only moved by the fear of being exposed, loing their jobs, their standing in the community, or going to jail. Others however, are sick, have no shame, or moral compass and when they see girls being exploited and presented in a wink, wink, enjoy the jail bait sort of way, these sick people with nothing to lose…or even those with everything to lose…act on it, for real.
Sure, they may not be sleeping with or raping Miley Cyrus, Dakota Fanning or the many young girl who came before them, like Britney, Brook Shields, Lindsey Lohan, etc.–but they will look for girls who look similar enough and attack them, and or use them…thanks to all of this baiting by the media. This is as irresponsible as baiting a crack addict with drugs. If you bait them enough, they will break the law in order to get those drugs that society claims are illegal!!! And like the crack addict, the rapists, pediphiles, pimps and johns are out there…and when they are tempted by photos like this, they look at them as a green light by society to target young children for violation!!!
And worse still, the young girls who see these images and think that they are supposed to be sexualized and that they should sexualize themselves. Often when that happens, when they are being exploited they fail to realize it because they think it is normal. Why??? Because Miley does it, or at least they think that she does!!!
April 27th, 2008 at 8:38 pmhahaha. Miley looks like she snuck out of bible camp, went to a high school kegger, stumbled back in just before sunrise, passed out, and just woke up with smeared makeup and a virgin hangover. She is practicing her poses in the mirror, for future ‘party pics’.
April 27th, 2008 at 8:51 pmall I have to say is…
April 27th, 2008 at 9:03 pmWhere, exactly, are her parents?
at 15 this is the LAST thing i would be allowed to do
Aine: Dad’s in it, and it quadrupled the weirdness factor–
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/22880527.html
April 27th, 2008 at 9:27 pmEveryone complains but no one does anything. WE are the audience, WE are the viewing public, if we stop buying it THEY’LL stop selling it. Why is “Gossip Girl” still on network TV? It’s soft porn for teens featuring the young characters drinking and having sex. Yet parents let their 11-year olds sit in front of the “babysitter” and watch. No complaints to the network. Don’t get me started!
April 27th, 2008 at 9:30 pmProstitot!
Disney’s the pimp.
April 27th, 2008 at 10:38 pmGood grief. I consider myself fairly liberal and all, but where the heck are her parents here? Fifteen is so young…I’d feel seriously grimy if I was the photographer.
How old was Britney when she posed with a Teletubby (remember them?!) on Rolling Stone?
April 27th, 2008 at 10:49 pmJust don’t buy Vanity Fair. If you have a subscription, cancel it. That is the only way to stop that garbage.
April 27th, 2008 at 11:55 pmCould someone get that Nick Nolte picture off my icon???!!! He looks like a child molester in that photo!!!
April 28th, 2008 at 12:03 amThe next morning, it’s still gross..
April 28th, 2008 at 5:38 amAnnie Leibovitz was the photog. I’d say she calls ‘em like she sees ‘em.
you are correct, zip. the pic changes the tone of the posts. instead of anger, everyone’s posts now seem to be really loving the pics.
April 28th, 2008 at 7:37 amCandyistas Unite:
I find Miley’s “Art Pic” a lot less offensive than Willis’s “Glamour Shot”. And I’m a nice guy, but come on…
April 28th, 2008 at 8:25 amthis picture makes her look even younger and more vulnerable. Sad.
April 28th, 2008 at 9:27 amI stopped my VF subscription when they started treating Al Gore like the messiah. Me thinks VF and Miley’s parents have done poorly by her for this cover.
April 28th, 2008 at 9:30 amZip it right baby!
Seeing it on blogs is as frustrating to me as seeing it in mags or on T.V. Gives these people attention and they will continue to do the same thing.
April 28th, 2008 at 9:57 amIn all honesty, she isn’t embarrassed at all. There are more provocative pics then this on her myspace page.
Disney clearly demanded she issue a statement.
April 29th, 2008 at 8:15 amthis is gay people’s sick minds is what might make this wrong people that are sane realize that this is a picture, A FUCKING PICTURE get over it, at 15 if you were getting all that money you would pose half nude too, mabey even for less, she could be doing so many things that are so much worse!
April 29th, 2008 at 1:45 pmAngela: punctuation makes posts more readable. I would suggest that you try using it, but that would make your bizarre, grammatically incorrect slurs about gay people more intelligible and hence allow you to spread your bigotry more easily.
Capitalists would be thrilled to hear your staunch support for the profit motive. Moreover my stomach is turned by the fact that you seem to enjoy flicking yourself off to Disney-sanctioned soft kiddie porn.
In short: shut your trap you ignoramus.
May 1st, 2008 at 1:34 amBritney Spears Was 17 When she Fist Appeared On ‘Rolling Stone’. And I Thought THAT Was Too Young!
Miley Cryus Is Deffinetly A BAD Role model.
She Post Almost Naked Pictures On Myspace Of Herself, And Now Doing This.
She Is Deffinetly Going to Be A Courtney Love.
She Should Lose Her Position In Disney.
Disney Only Keep Her Because Hannah Montana Is There Most Viewed Programme At The Moment.
L.x
May 3rd, 2008 at 8:53 amI really think that her dad should have had punished her badly.i think with her brealing up with her boyfriend was the right thing to do when he was the one who took them. And her dad was right he shouldnt have let her to in any show business.That is all I have to say oh and that I heard the she was a whore.
May 10th, 2008 at 11:40 pm