Good news, everyone. The second coming of Jesus has arrived!
Just ask the woman who’s seen Clay Aiken in Spamalot more than 40 times and says that “He is the Savior.”
Oh, holy hell.
A source tells Gatecrasher that, “She is at the stage door from 9:30 in the morning, waiting all day to talk to people as they come in. She says talking to the other actors, she feels a step closer to Clay.”
Can’t blame her. Clayness is next to Godliness.
“I am not familiar with this devoted fan, but I know there are many of them,” said a rep for the show.
Fun fact: When you search for “Claymate” in Google images, these gems appear:
‘I bagged Clay’ what the hell does that mean? Weird.
April 28th, 2008 at 9:25 amI think only guys can say “I bagged Clay.”
April 28th, 2008 at 9:52 amWhat can we expect from a bunch of desperate ladies who probably voted for Bush (TWICE!).
This women should be EM-BAR-RASSED!
April 28th, 2008 at 9:54 amSo what. Every star has all kinds of fans. It isn’t like he went out and picked them all out personally. Google the fans and you get pictures of every size shape color and gender of people. This blogger is an asshole.
April 28th, 2008 at 10:59 am“Lane” is the one holding the Rolling Stone magazine.
April 28th, 2008 at 11:01 amclay is the savior? please. i am a disciple of jesus cruise. i see a holy war coming. bring it on claymates.
April 28th, 2008 at 12:26 pmHoly Fuck!
April 28th, 2008 at 1:58 pmMartini Lover: I thought Lane was the comedian doing “bunny ears” behind that kitsch bunny trophy/sex toy thing.
Also what the hell happened with that tattoo? Did an ironic tattoo artist go whoops and draw a massive black beard on it or what?
April 28th, 2008 at 11:30 pm